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Quit … With the Power of Cheez Whiz!

What says, “I’m not happy with my current position and therefore resign as store clerk” better than writing “I QUIT” in Cheese Whiz on the front windows of your workplace? Um, nothing.

And, no kidding, it actually happened. According to an employee at the Magnolia QFC in Seattle, WA, an employee of the store arrived on the scene drunk and disorderly only to verbally abuse one of his fellow checkers before scribbling (might we note legibly!) a cheese-whizy “I quit” while coworkers stood by in astonishment.