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  TeresahRN

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  Nurse_John

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  I hope that your Wednesday is better than this:
  
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  TeresahRN

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  GAMES FOR WHEN
  >WE ARE OLDER1.. Sag, you're
  >It.
  2. Hide and
  >go pee.
  3. 20 questions
  >shouted into your good ear.
  4. Kick the
  >bucket
  5. Red Rover,
  >Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
  6. Musical
  >recliners.
  7. Simon says
  >- something incoherent.
  8. Pin the
  >Toupee on the bald guy

  >SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE :
  1.. You sell
  >your home heating system at a yard sale.
  2. You have
  >to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
  3. You change
  >your underwear after a sneeze.

  >OLD IS WHEN:
  1. Going
  >bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
  2. You
  >don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go a long.
  >
  3. Getting
  >a little action means you don't need fiber today
  4. Getting
  >lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
  5. An all-nighter
  >means not getting up to pee!

  >Thoughts for the weekend:
  Wouldn't it
  >be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr- Alt-
  >Delete' and start all over?
  If raising
  >children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called
  >'labor!'
  Brain cells
  >come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
  Ponderisms
  I used
  >to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural
  >causes.
  Garden Rule:
  >When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable
  >plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it was a valuable
  >plant.
  The easiest
  >way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
  Have you noticed
  >since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like
  >they used to?
  In the
  >60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird
  >and people take Prozac to make it normal.
  How is it
  >one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start
  >a campfire?
  Who was
  >the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly
  >things here and drink whatever comes out?'
  Who was
  >the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next
  >thing that comes outta its butt.'
  Why does your OB-GYN
  >leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway?
  >
  But Most
  >Of All, Remember!
  A Good Friend
  >Is Like A Good Bra: Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close
  >To Your Heart!
  Do you ever wonder
  >why you gave me your email address?

  > Never take
  > life seriously.. Nobody gets out alive anyway!
  

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