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Would You Pass the NCLEX? Part II taken over 5 years ago

Hit the Books - 0-50% correct

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NCLEX Review Series: Communicable Disease Practice Exam taken over 5 years ago

Your communicable disease knowledge is Medium

omaba

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RN-BSN (RN with Bachelor's degree)
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Active Nurse
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Married

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September 09
omaba is now friends with ilovenurses.
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ilovenurses

June 27
omaba is now friends with Martini.
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Martini

June 21
omaba posted: "ACLS Certification".

 
Hello everyone, I am a new RN. I need advice, is ACLS mandatory prior Nurse Residency Program? I have BLS and AED already. Do all hospitals requ...

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June 18
omaba posted in: "How soon did you receive the result?".

 I passed... Thank you guys for all your support. It took 5 business days for my name to appear in the computer. 

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  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their
    manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it
    and a Genie comes out.
    The Genie says, i'll give each of you just one wish.
    "Me first! Me first!"says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas,
    driving a speedboat, without a care in the a world.( Poof!) He's gone.

    "Me next! Me next!"says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,
    relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas
    and the love of my life.( Poof!) He's gone.

    OK, you're up, the Genie says to the manager. The manager says," I want
    those two back in the office after lunch.

    Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    Sleep well

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

    While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
    As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

    The dung was actually thawing him out!
    He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

    A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

    Morals of the story:
    (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
    (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
    (3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    Hello..Worth reading...
    JUST A JOKE! PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

    The Husband Store!

    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

    There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:
    Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

    The second floor sign reads:
    Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

    The third floor sign reads:
    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

    Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!

    Remember Greed is one of the seven deadly sins.

    You have to learn to be grateful for what you have to get more. When you are ungrateful you end up with nothing.

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    please put image. it'll make your profile look good.

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    We watched it on Youku, it is also like youtube but the text are in Chinese character. it logs but the movies are complete with ending. you don't have to be a member to watch the full movie.

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    The meeting was posponed. They will post memo maybe tomorrow. We dont know the reason yet. But I saw the news on Fox last night.

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    Can you send me a copy of that picture .. you can email or just drag it on the Skype window.

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    i got it. thanks. till next time

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    they for get to attach the file. please resend it to the email address . the first one

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    yeah it is. maybe we can brop by sometime