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Location:
Mission Hills, CA
Service:
NP (Nurse Practitioner)
Status:
Retired Nurse

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March 04
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  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

    The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

    "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."

    "Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

    The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

    Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.

    The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

    The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their
    manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it
    and a Genie comes out.
    The Genie says, i'll give each of you just one wish.
    "Me first! Me first!"says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas,
    driving a speedboat, without a care in the a world.( Poof!) He's gone.

    "Me next! Me next!"says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,
    relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas
    and the love of my life.( Poof!) He's gone.

    OK, you're up, the Genie says to the manager. The manager says," I want
    those two back in the office after lunch.

    Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    Good night

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    How do you do? I have an appointment this afternoon at VA.

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

    While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
    As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

    The dung was actually thawing him out!
    He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

    A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

    Morals of the story:
    (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
    (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
    (3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    Hello..Worth reading...
    JUST A JOKE! PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

    The Husband Store!

    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

    There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:
    Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

    The second floor sign reads:
    Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

    The third floor sign reads:
    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

    Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!

    Remember Greed is one of the seven deadly sins.

    You have to learn to be grateful for what you have to get more. When you are ungrateful you end up with nothing.

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    Call me tonight

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    i was planning to go to the zoo but i don't feel well today.

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    Hi Orangeee.. Whatsup?

  • Poolscape_max50

    BiPAP

    almost 6 years ago

    512 comments

    hi have you received my message? we studied last night