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Top 40 Slang Terms Nurses Use
Scrubs Magazine
October 13, 2010
25. Chart Dehiscence
Definition: When a patient’s chart is dropped and everything falls out.
Usage: Oh! Not again! Second chart dehiscence of the night!
26. Pack-years
Definition: A crude indicator of a person’s cumulative cigarette consumption, equal to the number of packs of cigarettes smoked/day multiplied by years of consumption.
Usage: We should really measure his consumption in pack-years. It’s probably close to 150.
27. Jimmy Leg
Definition: An uncontrollable shake or tremor of the leg.
Usage: I couldn’t fall asleep next to her, dude she’s got the jimmy legs.
Synonyms: jimmy legs, the shakes
28. Baci
Definition: Bacitracin. An antibiotic used in wound irrigation operatively. Pronounced bass-e (bass like the fish).
Usage: Tech to relief tech: “This has baci in it.”
Synonyms: bacitracin
29. Band-Aid Hospital
Definition: A popular term for a healthcare facility that provides for minimal care of significance.
Usage: I was hoping to get a job at a Level I trauma center, not at a Band-Aid hospital. I guess you don’t always get what you want. I learned that from the Rolling Stones.
Noctor alert!
30. Noctor
Definition: The nurse who just came off of a six-week training course and acts as though she is a doctor.
Usage: What’s with the new noctor on the floor? Can you believe she had to gall to demand the patient with the Swan?
31. Pharm Party
Definition: Where kids get together to share drugs pilfered from their parents’ pill bottles. Painkillers such as Percocet, Vicodin, OxyContin and other similar drugs are preferred for their “feel good” and numbing effect. Alcohol is routinely combined while taking the drugs.
There have been reports of kids openly sharing the pills in one communal bowl with no identifying information about the drug; sometimes the drugs are presented mixed together in a bag they call “trail mix.”
Some experts argue there is a lack of substantive data to label this as a phenomenon or a growing problem, and is more likely something sensationalized by media, law enforcement and educators.
Usage: Person 1: What do you guys want to do tonight? Person 2: Pharm party at Andy’s. I’m trying to get some of my brother’s OxyContin.
Synonyms: pharma party, pharming party, pill party
Created by hollywood, Mar 16, 2010

nursepatti2010
over 2 years ago
2 comments
Some I haven't heard and some I have used...often. For those who think they are *offensive*...don't use them. For those that do...keep doing it. Those little things allow you to cope with the harsh realities of healthcare ... especially over the last 10 years...and keep doing what it is you do...WITHOUT becoming a cranky, old Nurse Ratchet. I've worked pediatrics for years...and if you don't think nurses... especially pediatric nurses...need some kind of valve release in the work place when we, as nurses, deal with SO much on a daily basis... well...you all must be saints then. Every profession has them. I'd love to hear the ones lawyers have...
neerukp
over 2 years ago
6980 comments
Review
neerukp
over 2 years ago
6980 comments
Made me to smile
neerukp
over 2 years ago
6980 comments
Good one!
neerukp
over 2 years ago
6980 comments
Good to learn
neerukp
over 2 years ago
6980 comments
Thats' nice
neerukp
over 2 years ago
6980 comments
Funny
firelyte42
over 2 years ago
16 comments
these always make me smile
NIATHENURSE
over 2 years ago
30 comments
SERIOUSLY? O WOW I NEVER KNEW THERE WAS SUCH A THING!
gemini52981
over 2 years ago
8 comments
I have to admit, just about all of these seem to be un-professional and a bit vulgar. Obviously these didn't come from a college or buisness that I would want to be schooled or treated in...sry...truth hurts...
kgarrison
over 2 years ago
20 comments
A few others I've heard -
Shart - Combination of S**t and a Fart. Usage: "Did the resident have a bowel movement?" "Not really, he just sharted."
FLK - Funny Looking Kid. Often comes from FLPs. (Funny Looking Parents). Usage: "Does he have a disability? No, he's just a FLK."
Skin Funk - any combination of skin conditions. Usage: "make sure to wear your gloves when tranferring the patient. She's got some skin funk going on."
ScotS
over 2 years ago
4 comments
World is way too serious.
Lighten up and smile.
sandspaws
over 2 years ago
2 comments
I have never heard any nurse use half this so called RN "slang" in 20 years...if I ever did I would think their days of having a humanitarian heart are over and so should their career...and working in the ICU and ER is no excuse for bad manners...your idea of having a sense of humor is just plain having a BAD ATTITUDE...believe me no sick or injured person needs a "burnt out" nurse in charge of them, you better rethink you career Tricia!
desertgypsy
over 2 years ago
2 comments
One saying that is popular in the south - FTD. Fixin' to die. Also DRT - died right there.
triciapatterson58
over 2 years ago
10 comments
Oh, lighten up a little! It's gallows humor, nothing more. I've worked ICU; you have to have some humor to survive. As long as a patient doesn't hear it, I think it's okay to let off steam.