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10 Reasons to Date a Nurse

10 Reasons to Date a Nurse

NursingLink

February 09, 2009

Users on Facebook, the ultra successful social networking site, virtually given birth to a new user-generated genre: the “Ten Reasons Why You Should Date an XYZ (name of your profession goes here) List.”

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Lists have been published on the site for Why You Should Date a Single Mom, a Geek, a Wrestler and hundreds of other categories. Not to be outdone, the medical professions have also posted “Ten Reasons Why You Should Date: a Physician, a Physical Therapist, an EMT, and other medical professions.

Nurses, of course, have their ten reasons. Here is one Top Ten Reasons You Should Date a Nurse List, courtesy of a group on Facebook:

1. They can help you get over a hangover or sickness.

2. Bedbaths!

3. The uniform.

4. They are exposed to so many xrays, it’s like a form of birth control.

5. You will never need to buy condoms, paracetamol, toothbrushes or any hospital supplies.

6. They know how to handle bodily fluids!

7. Nothing shocks a nurse, they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger!

8. They won’t be disgusted by your toilet habits.

9. They are experienced in manual evacuation when you are full of you know what.

10. They know how to handle the human body.

Have another Top Ten Reasons list to share with us? Post it in our discussions on Nursinglink.com.


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    ninelives

    over 4 years ago

    922 comments

    " The Top Ten Reasons to Date a Nurse:"
    10) On the first date,they inquire:" Shall I leave by 11:30pm.or do you want me to
    stay until 8:00a?"
    9) When they see lights and sirens, they offer a friendly wave.
    8) You know your smoke alarm needs a new battery, they're crawling on the floor.
    7) They scrutinize the fiber content on all of you cereal boxes.
    6) If a dinner guest states,"having a headache",they inquire:"what is your pain level?"
    5) They text-message percentages consumed after meals completed.
    4) Instead of renting a scary movie, they prefer to watch televised surgery.
    3) They post notes above your toilet,"remember..wash your hands".
    2) When preparing a meal, they remind you to not contaminate their work space".
    .....And #1 Reason to Date a Nurse is..."
    1) They offer," great lip-lock",during CPR! ( Voila, David Letterman! )

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    TeresahRN

    over 4 years ago

    142198 comments

    This is so funny and so true..LOL

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    Account Removed

    over 4 years ago

    some reasons to date a psychiatric nurse
    :we always have leather restraints,
    we will get on the floor with you,
    we have sleep medication
    we understand your need to be GOD.

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    Altierixx4xx

    about 5 years ago

    2 comments

    hahaha a little Nursing humor such as reasons to date a nurse:
    White scrubs are see through
    We asses all areas of the body
    Scrubs make for easy access
    They don't gag
    They know your body inside and out
    They know mouth to mouth
    2 words... Sponge Bath
    They know how to penetrate things
    They have restraints and aren't afraid to use them
    They always have a rubber on hand
    They can go all night long
    We’re used to handling all types of bodily fluids
    We’re good at taking orders
    We know all the right places to palpate
    We know how to properly apply restraints
    We know lots of different positions…
    We know that lubrication is helpful in any procedure
    We’re always up for a good game of doctor

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    Account Removed

    over 5 years ago

    So cute.

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    hazelramirez

    over 5 years ago

    8 comments

    LOL!!! ;)

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    markrosenthalRN

    over 5 years ago

    14 comments

    I believe we (as nurses) should not take ourselves too seriously. As the saying goes, " humor is the best medicine right behind antibiotics". We nurses should be able to take a joke, after all we won't get out of this world alive anyway.

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    blkmaleRN

    over 5 years ago

    4 comments

    This actually does apply to male nurses as well!

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    shredden

    over 5 years ago

    6 comments

    I love it, we nurses also have awesome bedside manner..LOL GOTTA LOVE US CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT US

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    Laserian

    over 5 years ago

    20 comments

    Hahaha.....What about male nurses? Are these reasons enough for a babe to date any of them?

    Las.

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    lizmags

    over 5 years ago

    42 comments

    Many are true, some are funny, others are on the edge. None the less we can all relate in one way or another as nurses. I'm way past the dating thing, but I found truth and amusement or ignorance in all of these entries.

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    thumptheheart

    over 5 years ago

    2 comments

    I thought this was funny!!! It is a JOKE!!! This is one of the reason people don't want to go into the nuring profession, many nurses can't ever take a joke. Lighten up.
    A FEMALE NURSE

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    Crimsonandclover_85

    over 5 years ago

    58 comments

    LOL! Cute! =)

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    faith_sylvia

    almost 6 years ago

    24 comments

    this is funny..hahaha!! dont take it serious man...easy!!!

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    Account Removed

    almost 6 years ago

    this was pretty silly....these really aren't reasons to date us!

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