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10 Reasons to Date a Nurse
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February 09, 2009
Users on Facebook, the ultra successful social networking site, virtually given birth to a new user-generated genre: the “Ten Reasons Why You Should Date an XYZ (name of your profession goes here) List.”
Lists have been published on the site for Why You Should Date a Single Mom, a Geek, a Wrestler and hundreds of other categories. Not to be outdone, the medical professions have also posted “Ten Reasons Why You Should Date: a Physician, a Physical Therapist, an EMT, and other medical professions.
Nurses, of course, have their ten reasons. Here is one Top Ten Reasons You Should Date a Nurse List, courtesy of a group on Facebook:
1. They can help you get over a hangover or sickness.
2. Bedbaths!
3. The uniform.
4. They are exposed to so many xrays, it’s like a form of birth control.
5. You will never need to buy condoms, paracetamol, toothbrushes or any hospital supplies.
6. They know how to handle bodily fluids!
7. Nothing shocks a nurse, they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger!
8. They won’t be disgusted by your toilet habits.
9. They are experienced in manual evacuation when you are full of you know what.
10. They know how to handle the human body.
Have another Top Ten Reasons list to share with us? Post it in our discussions on Nursinglink.com.
al_chamizo
about 5 years ago
230 comments
A reason to date a nurse.... When she/he calls in for you saying that you are sick, there is no doubt.
Tacqua
about 5 years ago
260 comments
I would like to get to the know the person first, inside and out. Than since we would both be nurses there will always be something to talk about. You would be like kindred spirits. We could bounce things off each other, it would just be really great.
wakamang
about 5 years ago
152 comments
I would like to date a nurse because if it gets real,you both can get tested at the same time and you got no worries about STD`S but take oneanother for real and be serious and get married.
tcollins0666angels
about 5 years ago
66 comments
Like having a great waitress/waiter with all the right skills........
LINDALCAHOON
about 5 years ago
6 comments
11.THEY ALSO KNOW ALL THE SPECIAL PLACES TO TOUCH
MAMADAWN
about 5 years ago
3604 comments
You have a better chance of making it if you are in the middle of nowhere and you need CPR!
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about 5 years ago
sounds good to me
gmelin
about 5 years ago
46 comments
we give the best comfort you need...
Stephanie82
about 5 years ago
104 comments
We like to wash our hands!!
Stephanie82
about 5 years ago
104 comments
When your spouse or boyfriend wants you to "play nurse" you already have the uniform. (Clean of course)
hanan28
about 5 years ago
2 comments
i agree with fishin-nurse, "feel safe at night, sleep with a nurse"
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about 5 years ago
of course!
bpark51
about 5 years ago
120 comments
Don't forget the massages!!!
DaMomb
about 5 years ago
1244 comments
I like this, but I agree with the previous post...there are many better reasons to date a nurse! Selflessness, compassion, know how to juggle many "to-do's" and get them done in eight hours or less (efficient), good with a budget, can make do with less than what is called for....
Done
about 5 years ago
362 comments
Continuing the stereotyping of RNs...