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10 Reasons to Date a Nurse

10 Reasons to Date a Nurse

NursingLink

February 09, 2009

Users on Facebook, the ultra successful social networking site, virtually given birth to a new user-generated genre: the “Ten Reasons Why You Should Date an XYZ (name of your profession goes here) List.”

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Lists have been published on the site for Why You Should Date a Single Mom, a Geek, a Wrestler and hundreds of other categories. Not to be outdone, the medical professions have also posted “Ten Reasons Why You Should Date: a Physician, a Physical Therapist, an EMT, and other medical professions.

Nurses, of course, have their ten reasons. Here is one Top Ten Reasons You Should Date a Nurse List, courtesy of a group on Facebook:

1. They can help you get over a hangover or sickness.

2. Bedbaths!

3. The uniform.

4. They are exposed to so many xrays, it’s like a form of birth control.

5. You will never need to buy condoms, paracetamol, toothbrushes or any hospital supplies.

6. They know how to handle bodily fluids!

7. Nothing shocks a nurse, they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger!

8. They won’t be disgusted by your toilet habits.

9. They are experienced in manual evacuation when you are full of you know what.

10. They know how to handle the human body.

Have another Top Ten Reasons list to share with us? Post it in our discussions on Nursinglink.com.


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    charlita

    almost 7 years ago

    2976 comments

    because she knows how to cure what ails you

  • Nana_and_grandkids_minus_noah_max50

    charlita

    almost 7 years ago

    2976 comments

    deanbarnett: why must you always be so negative?

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    deanbarnett

    almost 7 years ago

    50 comments

    Try thisfor better nurse jokes: (http://www.bebo.com/BlogView.jsp?MemberId=10814015&BlogId=5047932997) And, oh yeah, Facebook is so not ultra-successful. (http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/myspace_still_kicking.php)

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    theala

    almost 7 years ago

    418 comments

    LOL!

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