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10 Reasons to Date a Nurse
NursingLink
February 09, 2009
Users on Facebook, the ultra successful social networking site, virtually given birth to a new user-generated genre: the “Ten Reasons Why You Should Date an XYZ (name of your profession goes here) List.”
Lists have been published on the site for Why You Should Date a Single Mom, a Geek, a Wrestler and hundreds of other categories. Not to be outdone, the medical professions have also posted “Ten Reasons Why You Should Date: a Physician, a Physical Therapist, an EMT, and other medical professions.
Nurses, of course, have their ten reasons. Here is one Top Ten Reasons You Should Date a Nurse List, courtesy of a group on Facebook:
1. They can help you get over a hangover or sickness.
2. Bedbaths!
3. The uniform.
4. They are exposed to so many xrays, it’s like a form of birth control.
5. You will never need to buy condoms, paracetamol, toothbrushes or any hospital supplies.
6. They know how to handle bodily fluids!
7. Nothing shocks a nurse, they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger!
8. They won’t be disgusted by your toilet habits.
9. They are experienced in manual evacuation when you are full of you know what.
10. They know how to handle the human body.
Have another Top Ten Reasons list to share with us? Post it in our discussions on Nursinglink.com.
charlita
over 5 years ago
2976 comments
because she knows how to cure what ails you
charlita
over 5 years ago
2976 comments
deanbarnett: why must you always be so negative?
deanbarnett
over 5 years ago
50 comments
Try thisfor better nurse jokes: (http://www.bebo.com/BlogView.jsp?MemberId=10814015&BlogId=5047932997) And, oh yeah, Facebook is so not ultra-successful. (http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/myspace_still_kicking.php)
theala
over 5 years ago
418 comments
LOL!