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10 Reasons to Date a Nurse

10 Reasons to Date a Nurse

NursingLink

February 09, 2009

Users on Facebook, the ultra successful social networking site, virtually given birth to a new user-generated genre: the “Ten Reasons Why You Should Date an XYZ (name of your profession goes here) List.”

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Lists have been published on the site for Why You Should Date a Single Mom, a Geek, a Wrestler and hundreds of other categories. Not to be outdone, the medical professions have also posted “Ten Reasons Why You Should Date: a Physician, a Physical Therapist, an EMT, and other medical professions.

Nurses, of course, have their ten reasons. Here is one Top Ten Reasons You Should Date a Nurse List, courtesy of a group on Facebook:

1. They can help you get over a hangover or sickness.

2. Bedbaths!

3. The uniform.

4. They are exposed to so many xrays, it’s like a form of birth control.

5. You will never need to buy condoms, paracetamol, toothbrushes or any hospital supplies.

6. They know how to handle bodily fluids!

7. Nothing shocks a nurse, they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger!

8. They won’t be disgusted by your toilet habits.

9. They are experienced in manual evacuation when you are full of you know what.

10. They know how to handle the human body.

Have another Top Ten Reasons list to share with us? Post it in our discussions on Nursinglink.com.


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    loneoak

    over 5 years ago

    12 comments

    I usually have a great sense of humor and love to laugh but none of these were funny! #7 is, indeed, correct.......after 32 years, I've seen just about everything and am seldom shocked. #5 presumes nurses steal supplies and I am & always will be disgusted with someone who has disgusting bathroom habits! Geez, whomever came up with this is not funny.

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    ajain07

    over 5 years ago

    4 comments

    I honestly find this sort of sexist. And it should be gender neutral, it's obviously meant to describe a female nurse. I agree with a previous poster, this does make female nurses seem like a sex item, and most of them aren't really that funny.

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    Account Removed

    over 5 years ago

    TOO FUNNY!!

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    LuciRice

    over 5 years ago

    10 comments

    Nurses are also used to pulling 12 hour shifts or even double shifts!

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    kstiltner1

    almost 6 years ago

    7170 comments

    OKAY!!!!

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    BitterSea

    almost 6 years ago

    4 comments

    ok seriously, number 4 WAS NOT FUNNY. that's not just temporary birth control, as cute as it may sound---- thats for real! AND I LIKE MY REPRODUCTIVE ABILITIES THANK YOU VER MUCH!!

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    pezzy

    about 6 years ago

    388 comments

    cute

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    akemmlovechild

    over 6 years ago

    4 comments

    I am sending this to my boyfriend. This is to funny. For the lady who made the comment about the scubs, I don't know where you get your scubs but Uniforn Advantage and a few other uniform stores has the cutest scubs and shoes. They have very nice supplies for the medical field. You should visit sometime.

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    mashell4

    over 6 years ago

    1066 comments

    That's cute

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    hjoeljohnson

    over 6 years ago

    84 comments

    #11. Other professionals may leave early but a Male nurse stays on the shift until the job is done!

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    jenniferblackbear

    over 6 years ago

    6 comments

    pretty cool

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    EvangelisticSistah

    over 6 years ago

    88 comments

    kind of funny

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    myriamto

    over 6 years ago

    4 comments

    These are not the best reasons to date a nurse, but the article makes a good joke. We as nurses have become an "item" instead of seeing us as human beings. We are no longer respected or appreciated for what we are. Companies and Hospitals alike just see in us a mean of making money. They should provide better work enviroments and more comprehensive packages; not to mention the patient-nurse ratio. Dating a nurse???? The best thing any one can do because we are compasionate, caring and loving. The rest is mere fiction.

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    irishgyrl

    over 6 years ago

    74 comments

    That is hilarious!

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    naughtynurse

    over 6 years ago

    2 comments

    want the best sex in the world. heterosexual nurse on nurse. been there done that with the human body, never get tired of what the human body in capable of, the sky is the limit!!

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