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Hilarious Nursing Jokes

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September 04, 2009

Everyone needs a good laugh now and then. It can brighten your day or help you cheer someone up. A joke can help you develop a relationship with a patient or cool down a hostile situation at work.

Whether you are looking for something to make you smile or you need a few tidbits for your humor arsenal, you’ve come to the right place! Check out our favorite nursing jokes and then add your own in the discussion thread!

Read on for the first joke:

Three Nurses Went to Heaven…

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates.

The first nurse said, “I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven.” St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.

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The second nurse says, “I worked in an operating room. It’s a very high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard.” St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.

The third nurse says, “I was a case manager for an HMO.”

St. Peter looks at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse’s file. After a few minutes St. Peter looks up, smiles, and says, “Congratulations! You’ve been admitted to heaven … for five days!”

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How Many Doctors Does it Take…

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Next: Three Wishes >>


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    soprano1260

    almost 4 years ago

    1242 comments

    Those were great; nurses need to have a good laugh frrom time to time. A over active imagination does help..

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    MJones0225

    almost 4 years ago

    984 comments

    ROFL I've heard the rankings before, but with Navy personnel instead of hospital staff...I like this one more =)

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    BLBrown

    about 4 years ago

    2 comments

    LMAO

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    rharper9

    over 4 years ago

    2 comments

    These r gr8!!!

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    rns1a

    almost 5 years ago

    2 comments

    very good!

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    Account Removed

    almost 5 years ago

    that's a good one

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    Account Removed

    almost 5 years ago

    lol

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    olyngapo

    about 5 years ago

    3254 comments

    I LIKE THE JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    islandgurl3005

    about 5 years ago

    4 comments

    Really love these jokes

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    patriciahayrn

    about 5 years ago

    2 comments

    very cute and funny

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    JordanNurse

    about 5 years ago

    14 comments

    nice joke

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    Onedayatatime

    about 5 years ago

    6 comments

    Oh my goodness!!! I like these jokes...good for the spirit. Share these at work.

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    heyjude1304

    about 5 years ago

    464 comments

    Whoa!!! My husband and I laughed at this humor! Anymore? LOL!

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    vmbrown24

    about 5 years ago

    2 comments

    keep these comming i need a laugh every once in a while

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    SUENURSE

    about 5 years ago

    16 comments

    These are awesome. Needed something like this to get rid of stress from work.

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