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Hilarious Nursing Jokes

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September 04, 2009

Everyone needs a good laugh now and then. It can brighten your day or help you cheer someone up. A joke can help you develop a relationship with a patient or cool down a hostile situation at work.

Whether you are looking for something to make you smile or you need a few tidbits for your humor arsenal, you’ve come to the right place! Check out our favorite nursing jokes and then add your own in the discussion thread!

Read on for the first joke:

Three Nurses Went to Heaven…

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates.

The first nurse said, “I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven.” St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.

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The second nurse says, “I worked in an operating room. It’s a very high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard.” St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.

The third nurse says, “I was a case manager for an HMO.”

St. Peter looks at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse’s file. After a few minutes St. Peter looks up, smiles, and says, “Congratulations! You’ve been admitted to heaven … for five days!”

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How Many Doctors Does it Take…

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Next: Three Wishes >>


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    kerry2

    about 5 years ago

    16 comments

    nurses need glasses ok

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    snowangel4ever

    about 5 years ago

    2268 comments

    that is cute

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    jesusfreak

    about 5 years ago

    18 comments

    Love it!!

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    ndprice

    about 5 years ago

    4 comments

    Excellent analogy.

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    BeachBumKat

    about 5 years ago

    2 comments

    loved the laughter! never enough of it

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    carolyrn

    about 5 years ago

    24 comments

    Whew, I'm glad I'm not a case manager anymore!

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    VanMarVal1

    about 5 years ago

    2 comments

    Keep them coming!!! Thanks for making my day

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