Hilarious Nursing Jokes
September 04, 2009
The Ranks of a Hospital
A surgeon leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more productive than a train, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and talks with God.
An internist leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is faster than a speeding BB, walks on water if the sea is calm, and talks with God if special request is approved.
A general practitioner leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds and is almost as powerful as a switch engine.
A nurse practitioner can fire a speeding bullet, walks on water in an indoor swimming pool, and is occasionally addressed by God.
A Day in the Life of a...
Go to class with Assistant Professor-CT and Director of Student Services Dr. Ruby Martinez.
Spend the day with Holistic and Rehabilitation Nurse, Barbara Klein-Robuck.
Learn what Certified Hospice & Palliative Care Nurse Maria Gatto does at work.
Deliver babies with Certified Nurse Midwife Eunice (Kitty) Ernst.
Share the struggles of an accelerated BSN nursing student with Erin Downing.
A resident barely clears a picket fence, loses tug-of-war with a train, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury, swims well, and talks with animals.
An intern makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildings, is run over by a train, is not issued ammunition, dog paddles, and talks to walls.
A medical student runs into buildings, recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times, wets himself with a water pistol, cannot stay afloat without a life preserver, and mumbles to himself.
A nurse lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks trains off the track, catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them, freezes water with a single glance, and the nurse IS God!!!!
Courtesy of geocities.com/medicaljokes.