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NursingLink
September 04, 2009
Never Anger Your Nurse
A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She walked into his room and announced, “I have to take your temperature.”
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
“No, I’m sorry, the nurse stated, “but for this reading, I can’t use an oral thermometer.”
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, “I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!”
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After almost an hour, the man’s doctor comes into the room.
“What’s going on here?” asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, “What’s the matter, Doc? Haven’t you ever seen someone having their temperature taken before?”
After a pause, the doctor replies, “Yes, but never with a daffodil!”
Courtesy of JokesAboutNurses.com
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jalodajohn2
over 1 year ago
2 comments
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dickybodas
over 1 year ago
2 comments
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toolman11
over 1 year ago
54 comments
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markinson
over 1 year ago
70 comments
Really very funny, I had great fun reading this post. This is what you call humor.
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markinson
over 1 year ago
70 comments
I have a few jokes in my diary but I cannot write them here as I can only write them if I could read them.
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toolman11
over 1 year ago
54 comments
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over 1 year ago
54 comments
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toolman11
over 1 year ago
54 comments
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Robynmoore
about 2 years ago
2 comments
i liked the jokes alot. I also work in the medical field.as an C.N.A. working unoffically(was) as a lvn for appox.11 years
soprano1260
over 2 years ago
1242 comments
Those were great; nurses need to have a good laugh frrom time to time. A over active imagination does help..
MJones0225
over 2 years ago
984 comments
ROFL I've heard the rankings before, but with Navy personnel instead of hospital staff...I like this one more =)
BLBrown
over 2 years ago
2 comments
LMAO
rharper9
almost 3 years ago
2 comments
These r gr8!!!
rns1a
over 3 years ago
2 comments
very good!
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over 3 years ago
that's a good one