Reviews: Condoms

  • Badcondoms_max32w


Category: Attire
Subcategory: Accessories
Price: 9.99
Average Rating:
(16 Votes)

on the box: "Each condom is made of the high quality natural latex of import, and subject to electronic inspection. Excellent-class and it can provide you with pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases such as AIDS."

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    NurseBill, Tue, 03 Jul 2007 20:06:10 UTC.
    1st review

    Stay away from Vatican endorsed contraception!

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  • Char_syringe_max30
    JonZ, Tue, 03 Jul 2007 20:20:19 UTC.

    I'm not sure about the Vatican endorsement. SixSex is made by a Chinese company called Jissbon. My guess is the message was simply lost in translation.

    Information was provided from the Ansell Annual Review 2006, p. 16. Ansell is a British latex manufacturer that owns a 75 percent share of Jissbon. The document is available at

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  • Ben_snana_max30
    Bensnana, Wed, 04 Jul 2007 00:30:30 UTC.

    The manufacturer is actually "SickSex"

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    john, Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:00:15 UTC.

    Wow. Somebody needs a new copywriter.

    I've seen funny translations like this before... here's some I just found:

    * "Drop your pants here for best results."
    -sign at a dry cleaning store in Tokyo
    * "We take your bags and send them in all directions."
    -sign at a Scandinavian airport
    * "Ladies may have a fit upstairs."
    -sign at a dry cleaning store in Bangkok
    * "Please leave your values at the front desk."
    -sign in a hotel in Paris.
    * "Here speeching American."
    -sign in a Moroccan shop.
    * "No smoothen the lion."
    -sign in a zoo in the Czech Republic.
    * "The lift is being fixed. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."
    -sign in Bucharest hotel lobby
    * "Teeth extracted by latest methodists."
    -sign in Hong Kong dentist's office.
    * "STOP! Drive Sideways."
    -detour sign in Japan.
    * "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."
    -sign in a Rome laundry.
    * "If you consider our help impolite, you should see the manager."
    -sign in an Athens hotel.
    * "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."
    -on the menu of a Swiss restaurant
    * "It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man."
    -in a Bangkok temple
    * "Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."
    -window of a Swedish furrier
    * "Specialist in women and other diseases."
    -doctor's office in Rome
    * "When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor."
    -car rental brochure in Tokyo.

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    Nikki, Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:37:38 UTC.

    that is so funny! first of all, i seriously doubt that someone is going to read the packaging before tearing into it, and second of all, if i found that labeling on a box of condoms, i would boycot it.

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    Account Removed, Sat, 29 Sep 2007 02:13:54 UTC.

    Too funny. I am guessing it should read protect and not provide

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    charlita, Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:19:44 UTC.

    would anyone buy this product after reading the label? also John: these are funny-I especially like the one about tootling the horn!

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  • Happy_little_elf2_max30
    RNiAM, Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:49:19 UTC.

    HIlarious! "Geez, I've been looking for a good STD lately; I think I'll run out and buy SickSex Condoms"...What fun! Thanks for the laughs!!

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  • Aidenandmeeaster_max30
    lander, Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:18:36 UTC.

    This is too funny! I could'nt believe what it said. I thought it was the person who posted the product!

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    dmchaucer, Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:02:14 UTC.

    I also thought this was written by the person who posted it and I just thought they didn't proof read! John, those were great! Thanks!

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  • 001_max30
    dwest, Mon, 19 Nov 2007 00:40:03 UTC.

    "Excellent-class and it can provide you with pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases such as AIDS"... someone should tell the people who buy these that if they want to get pregnant or get a STD/I they can just forget the condom and save themselves the money. Good for a laugh thouhg... nice find.

    I love those signs you posted john. I especially liked the one from the furrier... I am against animals being killed for clothing, but skinning the women and making coast of them... now theres an idea. LOL.

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    vickielee1970, Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:04:30 UTC.

    For the person who has almost everything.

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    snowbunnyRN, Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:36:47 UTC.

    I've never tried this product. What is with the 'typo'? Stating that it can "provide you with pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases such as AIDS." With that information describing the product you'd be better of going without one!

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  • 100_5897_max30
    Nursen05, Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:58:31 UTC.

    Never used them...but hey practice safe sex!

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  • Mickeymouseclubhouse_240_max30
    kstiltner1, Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:06:04 UTC.

    My son loves them. I would not know.

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    Account Removed, Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:58:27 UTC.

    safe sex is a must!

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