My golden retriever Morgan wants to know why his head does not belong in the refrigerator? He likes to shop for people food there. Unfortunately he can open the fridge door, which he taught himself. We have two cats with opposable thumbs, which means they can open most closet doors.

my pug said to add this one "don't acknowledge a poot when sleeping with Mom and Dad, except to snort and move to the foot of the bed"

My dog's resolutions are:
I promise not to knock everyone down when they come to visit. I am very friendly and forget that I a HUGE puppy dog.
I promise that I will not lick the skin off of my owner's niece.
I promise that I will clean-up the HUGE piles of dog poop....(ooops that is Bobbi's resolution). :)

My dog Ted says: I will not pass gas and then sit up and look around the room sniffing as I am thinking to myself "now who did that?"

My 3 doggies have agreed to share "I am the pack leader" badge of honor.
Also, it's really ok to eat out of all the bowls and be ok to share.

cdnurse says ...

15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop. 13. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. 12. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. 11. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener. 10. Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows. 9. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars. 8. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds. 7. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on steroids, or they'll flush me! 6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year. 5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much. 4. Cats: Use new living room sofa as scratching post. 3. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock. 2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets... 1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT'S HAND

Way cute ginny. Maybe you can help me. I am in Illinois and my son is now 11 years old. you know we just lost both of our dogs of 13 years and I would really like to get another rottweiller. I would really prefer a puppy because they are much easier to train that way. you have connections in this part of the country or any suggestions what so ever?. I am afraid of adopting a grown rottweiler for the simple reason that most rottweiller owners are usually into training their rottweilers into attack dogs and most rottweillers are prone to violence if not brought up properly.

will await your response. thanks kindly.

Shae (r0ck_D_b0at