I love my Job, I love the Pay!

I love it more and more each day.
I love my Boss; he's the best!

I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my Office and its location -

I hate to have to go on vacation.

I love my furniture, drab and gray,

and the paper that piles up every day!

I love my chair in my padded cell!

There's nothing else I love so well.

I love to work among my peers -

I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

I love my computer and
all its software;

I hug it often though it doesn't care...

I love each program and every file,

I try to understand once in a while!!

I'm happy to be here, I am I am;

I'm the happy slave of my Uncle Sam.

I love this Work: I love these Chores.

I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my Job - I'll say it again -

I even love these friendly Men -

The men who've come to visit today

In those lovely white coats
to take me away!!