I love my Job, I love the Pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my Boss; he's the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my Office and its location -
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
and the paper that piles up every day!
I love my chair in my padded cell!
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers -
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and
all its software;
I hug it often though it doesn't care...
I love each program and every file,
I try to understand once in a while!!
I'm happy to be here, I am I am;
I'm the happy slave of my Uncle Sam.
I love this Work: I love these Chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my Job - I'll say it again -
I even love these friendly Men -
The men who've come to visit today
In those lovely white coats
to take me away!!