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AGING AFTER 2010, it sux

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Posted almost 3 years ago

 

MY BEST FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME BUT SAID I SHOULDNT SEND IT TO ANYBODY WHO ISNT MATURE ENOUGH TO RELATE TO IT: 

This is soooo true

This should be sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...
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1978: Long hair l

2010: Longing for hair



1978: KEG

2010: EKG



1978 : Acid rock

2010: Acid reflux





1978: Moving to   California  because it's cool

2010: Moving to   Arizona because it's warm





1978: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

2010: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor



1978: Seeds and stems

2010: Roughage




1978: Hoping for a BMW

2010: Hoping for a BM




1978: Going to a new, hip joint

2010: Receiving a new hip joint




1978: Rolling Stones

2010: Kidney Stones




1978: Screw the system

2010: Upgrade the system




1978: Disco

2010: Costco




1978: Parents begging you to get your hair cut

2010: Children begging you to get their heads shaved




1978: Passing the drivers' test

2010: Passing the vision test




1978: Whatever

2010: Depends



Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at   Beloit College  in   Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:


The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1992.




They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.



Their lifetime has always included AIDS.



Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.



The CD was introduced 2 years before they were born.



They have always had an answering machine.



They have always had cable.



They cannot fathom not having a remote control.


Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.



Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.



They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.



They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.



They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.



They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.."



They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.



McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.



They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.



Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading..
So have a nice day!!!!! It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!


 

 

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 Cute!

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Yup, when Leslie sent it to me, I thought it was cute too.  I showed it too my husband, he didn't understand the 'seeds and stems' part and  had to explain it to him.  I remember posting on the forum a long time ago about pot and it not being legal and I had a stick up my ass back then............I posted an article about our President going on The View couple of days ago and acting all holier than thou...........I have MS,   I use to be fun , and pleasant, but how did I get that stick up my ass?  I smoked pot when I was 16, and my big brother gave it to me back then, and I havent done it since I graduated from high school in 1980.  Where the hell did that stick come from?  I feel like blaming my husband <its husband #3>.

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wow to all

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So funny and so true

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Oh well, yes I am getting older because all of this is too true.

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I thought that the list of the mindset of todays freshman was awesome and an eyeopener for me. I had never really thought that indepth about todays youth's mindset. It helps to bridge the communication gap to keep stuff like that in mind. Seems like I saw Mork and Mindy  just yesterday.  Lol

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LOVE it !!   Some of the best years of my life, growing up in the 60's-70's. I remember watching the first Walk on the Moon on a black and white TV. The Ed Sullivan show where I watched with amazement,, The Beatles !! My first car at 16yo, a red VW Beetle. Not the new Jetson type, the old one, where there was no heat in the winter. I love to remember how I gre up in a city with only 35,000 people, and knew almost everyone I saw ! Walking for hours to visit friends. Bush Parties, house parties when the parents were out of town..hahah. A trusting loving time.


I feel I am mssing something in today's world. Fast paced, work driven, tech dependant, and socially inept.. Yep ! 'We've come a long way baby" Backwards in many respects. Thanks for the memories !

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omg, now I feel really old!

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Ok I saw that same Ed Sullivan show................but your vw sounded cooler than  mine.  Mine was a '68 vw fastback.  powder blue, and they're was tons of rust.  I had a bunch of girlfriends who got brand new cars for their 16th birthday.  Well, I had a boyfriend who put in a good stereo.......and my girlfriends loved my car as much as I did even though my step dad  <aka satan> paid $600 for it.  My buddies nicknamed my car, called it the 'LITTLE MF'.   Id be furious if my daughter and her pals nicknamed the car I worked my ass off for to make sure she had safe transportation something crude like that.  I still smile thinking of the capers I got into in that thing.  I also had the most notorious parties.............we had a home in the middle of 5 acres, with a private lake and a pool.  The lake was actually a 3 acre pond  they stocked with catfish, bass and brim, had a dock built and all that crap too.   I hate fishing, always did, its that I dont like the dirty hand thing.   My kids had no clue what a vw fastback was and thought it was awful that it was like " a vw station wagon with bad plastic surgery'............aka, the ass is messed up.

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Last night "Dazed and Confused" was on.  It was funny looking at the stuff I did in high school, like in that movie.  We were bad, drov while drinking <no wrecks back then>, and threw beer bottles at mail boxes.   I never did throw a bowling ball at least, well that was thrown at a GTO <I think it was a gto>.  My husband came in and asked what I was l laughing at.  How do you tell a guy who never  did bad stuff this?

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never came up before?