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You Might Be (an ER) Nurse If...
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, worn out and screaming "Woo-hoo"!!! |
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| Posted over 5 years ago Actually, it's Bill Engval who says "Here's your sign." I personally believe Valium should be available in aerosol form, just a nice spray across the room and tell everyone to breathe deeply. Also available in kids doses for those rainy days at the daycare center. (Just kidding about the kids). |
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| Posted over 5 years ago You might be an OB nurse if you've ever knitted with an amnio hook. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago LOL Where do you come up with these DaMomb? |
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| Posted over 4 years ago TPLPN says ... Actually, it's Bill Engval who says "Here's your sign." I personally believe Valium should be available in aerosol form, just a nice spray across the room and tell everyone to breathe deeply. Also available in kids doses for those rainy days at the daycare center. (Just kidding about the kids). I am a big Bill Engval fan. One of my favorite lines of his is when you're stopped on the side of the road with a flat tire and someone stops to ask you if you have a flat tire. The appropriate response in this situation would be to reply, "No, I do not have a flat tire. The other three just swelled up on me." (Of course, this has to be said in the appropriate Bill Engval accent. LOL!) HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!! |
