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Account Removed Account Removed Send fmcesw7crz a Message fmcesw7crz is offline now 0 posts back to top	Quote Posted over 5 years ago Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
Account Removed Account Removed Send brr5s77k73 a Message brr5s77k73 is offline now 0 posts back to top	Quote Rate Rate This \| Posted over 5 years ago My ribs are sore from laughing so hard!! This is great! The same would happen at my house!
DaMomb View DaMomb's profile Send DaMomb a Message DaMomb is offline now 892 posts back to top	Quote Rate Rate This \| Posted over 5 years ago He's in Jamaica, sipping an umbrella drink with his 25 year old secretary! LOL! Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, worn out and screaming "Woo-hoo"!!!
breandrsn View breandrsn's profile Send breandrsn a Message breandrsn is offline now 30 posts back to top	Quote Rate Rate This \| Posted over 5 years ago This is great! Can I use it?
al_chamizo View al_chamizo's profile Send al_chamizo a Message al_chamizo is offline now 1016 posts back to top	Quote Rate Rate This \| Posted over 5 years ago OMG! This is a clasic, thanks CD I will add this one to my to-do list.
daddyofsadn View daddyofsadn's profile Send daddyofsadn a Message daddyofsadn is offline now 19 posts back to top	Quote Rate Rate This \| Posted over 5 years ago this is great poor dumb guy my ribs hurt from laughing
Account Removed Account Removed Send gqs933e2z5 a Message gqs933e2z5 is offline now 0 posts back to top	Quote Rate Rate This \| Posted over 5 years ago Hilarious. I had to read it a second time. I had no idea why he would give her a scale. She clearly wanted a car! Great one!
DaMomb View DaMomb's profile Send DaMomb a Message DaMomb is offline now 892 posts back to top	Quote Rate Rate This \| Posted over 5 years ago Look for Al's picture on the back of the latest milkcartons! He tries this one, and he'll end up "missing" too! LOL!!!! Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, worn out and screaming "Woo-hoo"!!!

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