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Would You Marry Again?
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Posted over 2 years ago Would You Marry Again? - Priceless
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do.." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? " HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "shit." |
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| Posted over 2 years ago A friend of mine sent this to me via email. I thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you! Hope you enjoy it! |
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| Posted over 2 years ago i have read many jokes on this forum. this one i particularly liked. Top Ranking Nursing Colleges in Haryana |
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| Posted over 2 years ago FUN-NY!!! |
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| Posted over 2 years ago Excellent site, keep up the good work. I read a lot of forums on a daily basis and for the most part, people lack substance but, I just wanted to make a quick comment to say I’m glad I found your forum. Thanks |
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| Posted over 2 years ago yeah, I like to read it over sometimes just for the giggle |
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| Posted over 2 years ago No, I have not been married. Have I told you that before? |
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| Posted over 2 years ago funny |
