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What's your Corny Joke?
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Posted over 2 years ago I just heard this yesterday on Nickelodeon's hit show iCarly: what is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? well, anyone can roast beef but nobody can pea soup! ...this had me laughing all day! need student nurse help or nursing resources? visit www.nursingelement.com, see ya there! |
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| Posted over 2 years ago So a nurse walks into a new patients room and he says "You know I am tired of all you nurses treating me like a dog" and the nurse replies "now sir I know that can't be true, you must be exaggerating" He says "No each and everyone of you has treated me like a dog since I got here" and to this the nurse replies " Sir I don't believe that to be true ~ Now roll over" Our service to others is the rent we pay while here on earth!! |
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| Posted over 2 years ago What's the difference between an oral thermometer & a rectal thermometer? ~The taste! ~Jackie |
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| Posted about 1 year ago There were 3 tomatoes walking down the street.. The daddy tomato, the mommy tomato and the baby tomato.. The baby tomato started to walk slowly.. The mommy tomato said to the daddy tomato go and see why the baby tomato is walking slower.. So the daddy tomato went to see the baby tomato and went back to the mommy tomato. The mommy tomato said to the daddy tomato, what was wrong with the baby tomato and what did you do. The daddy tomato said to the mommy tomato, I sqeezed him and told him to "ket-chup".. |
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| Posted 8 months ago A Nurse was examining a female patient who was hard of hearing. As the nurse placed the stethoscope onto the womans chest she said 'big breaths' ... the patient replied 'I know, they use to be bigger!' |
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| Posted 8 months ago LOL,, thank you for posting. In tis profession, we could all use a good laugh... Teresa |
