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Posted over 5 years ago

 

Feel free to add another if you think of one...

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male... Playing hockey without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female... An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male... Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes


Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, worn out and screaming "Woo-hoo"!!!

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Rate This | Posted over 5 years ago

 

So true!!