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Posted over 5 years ago ARTERY - the study of painting / BACTERIA - the back door of a cafeteria / BARIUM - What you do when patients die / CEASARIAN SECTION - a neighborhood in Rome / CAT SCAN - searching for a kitty / CAUTERIZE - make eye contact with her / COLIC - a sheep dog / DILATE - to live long / ENEMA - not a friend / FESTER - quicker / GI SERIES - soldiers ball game / IMPOTENT - Distinquished, well known / LABOR PAIN - getting hurt on the job / MEDICAL STAFF - a cane for a doctor or nurse / MORBID - a higher offer / NITRATES - cheaper than day rates / NODE - was aware of / PELVIS - a cousin to Elvis / POST OPERATIVE - a letter carrier / RECOVERY ROOM - a place to do re-upholstery / RECTUM - dang near killed 'em / SEIZURE - a Roman Emperor / TABLET - a small table / TERMINAL ILLNESS - gettin sick at the airport / TUMOR - more than one / URINE - opposite of you're out / VARICOSE - nearby |
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| Posted over 5 years ago Cute --I've heard some of those but there's a few great new ones, too. I'll have to pass on these on at work! |
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| Posted over 5 years ago BENIGN: What you are after your eight. CESAREAN SECTION: A neighborhood in Rome. COMA: A punctuation mark. D&C: Where Washington is. FIBULA: A small fee. GENITAL: Non-Jewish person. HANGNAIL: What you hang your coat on. NODE: I knew it. OUTPATIENT: A person who has fainted. PAP SMEAR: A fatherhood test.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, worn out and screaming "Woo-hoo"!!! |
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| Posted over 5 years ago ANTIBODY: against everyone BANDAGES: The Rolling Stones BOTULISM: tendency to make mistakes BOWEL: letters like A, E, I, O, or U CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playing COLIC: a sheep dog CONGENITAL: friendly CORTISONE: the local courthouse ENTERITIS: a penchant for burglary ER: the things on your head that you hear with FIBRILLATE: to tell lies GENES: blue denim slacks
HERPES: what women do in the Ladies Room ICU: peek-a-boo ORGAN TRANSPLANT: what you do to your piano when you move ORGANIC: church musician PARALYZE: two far-fetched stories PATHOLOGICAL: a reasonable way to go PHARMACIST: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture PLASTER CAST: the drunk roadies backstage at a rock concert PROTEIN: in favor of young people RHEUMATIC: amorous SALINE: where you go on your boyfriend's boat SEROLOGY: study of English knighthood SURGERY: a reason to get an uninterruptible power supply STERILE SOLUTION: not using the elevator during a fire TIBIA: country in North Africa TRIPLE BYPASS: better than a quarterback sneak Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, worn out and screaming "Woo-hoo"!!! |
