Yep! There you have the truth folks! Live your life outside the box, not tiptoeing around it! Too funny, but brutally honest!

lol. that was funny. cd, you're doing all theright things.. just keep ontop of your game.. i am positive that you will live til 80- recent studies have shown that if you dont drink, smoke, or stuff that will harm your body the likely hood of surviving is well. also the average age limit is 84 for those of cuacasian ethnicity, 82 for aferican american and 87 for asian decendants. so, i think you should kick up your feet, grab a great book, and get a tub of icecream and enjoy your young self. you have it in the bag sweetie.

cdnurse said:

Some times you just have to ask yourself ' Will I live to be 80?'

I recently chose a new primary care physician.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?'

'No,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either.'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

I said, 'No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing at the beach?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of those things.'

He then looked at me and asked,

'Then why do you even give a shit?'

Dr. Jones goes to the retirement home for his monthly rounds. He sees Joe and asks him, "Joe, how much is three times three?" Joe responds "59." He goes over to Tom and asks, "Tom, how much is three times three?" Tom responds, "Wednesday." He finally goes over to John and asks, "John, how much is three times three?" "NINE" replies John. "That's right ...now how did you come to that answer?" "It was easy...I just subtracted 59 from Wednesday!"

ha ha ha ha rotf lmao.......

al: I had some patietns on the detox unit who told me I should have been a stand up. One started calling me Carol Burnette and it stuck for a long time. Hope your instructor has a sense of humor and does not mind the jokes. I am about to post anoter oldie but goodie. I have not told my jokes in a long time and can't remember them like I used to.

cdnurse: I have been working alot more lately (and babysitting 2 of my grandsons, as well) . My brain may be alittle fried. Don't hold it against me.

cdnurse, this is Kay who hasn't been on nursing link for a while--for 2 reasons: 1) my computer crashed and I lost all my links, and 2) I took a class that took up all my time. Well, I'm back....! I missed you guys! I love your jokes. We need it. Thanks for sharing.