TOP WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED:

*The cucumber has left the salad.

* I can see the gun of Navarone.

* Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

* You've got Windows on your laptop.

* Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

*Your soldier isn't so unknown now.

*Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

* You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

* Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

* Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

* Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

* Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

* Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

* The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

* Dr. Kimble has escaped!

* You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

* Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

* You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

* I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?