TOP WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED:
*The cucumber has left the salad.
* I can see the gun of Navarone.
* Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
* You've got Windows on your laptop.
* Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
*Your soldier isn't so unknown now.
*Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
* You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
* Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
* Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
* Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
* Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
* Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
* The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
* Dr. Kimble has escaped!
* You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
* Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
* You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
* I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?