A few times I have posted that George Clooney looks Exactly like my 3rd husband. I kept waiting and no one ever asked how many husband I have had. So, I’ll tell ya. Only 2. and, I am sticking with the story that George Clooney looks exactly like my third husband. JI just ran across this: One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river...
... her thimble fell l into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family .
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked
The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney.
"Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.

char: he was voted sexiest man alive. you and ljr just don't understand sexy.

Yeah cd, but *_I_* do!!! ; ) George Clooney, Clive Owen, and Sean Connery...three men I would not even think about kicking out of bed for eating crackers!

Yeah DaMomb. you have great taste. And do not forget Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman, Matt Dillon and Brad Pitt

oops! yes! I guess if I'm going to drool over him, I need to spell his name right!

Married to them? No, but anyone of the above mentioned can park their shoes under my bed for a little while, anytime!

What again? You just want everyone to see you're married to a George Clooney clone. so you're keeping this going!

Heeee, heee. Figured you were like me and a child of the 60s with the remark about no marriage.

oh one of my favorite sayings is "PICK! PICK! PICK! You make me feel like a NOSE!!" Just thought I'd share that. I was watching amc last night and thought of several more hunks.......Paul Newman, Robert Redford and Bruce Willis.

OMG I am so irritated with myself I forgot Kurt Russell, glad you remembered him char! I actually had a t shirt printed with that saying on it and on really busy days in the OR I'd wear it and when someone got in my face just a tad to much I'd pull up my scrub shirt and flash em with that saying. Only once did I get in trouble for it and was reprimanded for behavior unbecoming to a "manager"

well only once for that particular shirt........almost got fired for doing a blue light special in the OR and the chief of surgery (who had a very limited sense of humor) happened to walk through and didn't find us amusing. I need to add, there was absolutely nothing going on in the OR at the time. I have lips, so I don't slobber quite as readily.

Listen ladies, to be honest, I am married, if this doesn't work out, heck I wouldn't do it again, rather... i would just want to have hot steamy sex LOL!!! George Clooney aint that great, but if it was TIM McGRAW now looook out! Okay, my husband is trying to peak at what I am typing, I hope he doesn't see I want to have hot steamy "you know what", then he'll want too and um... I've got a headache LOL!!!

I also love Hugh Jackman!! (Of course, only if my husband had been dead for at least 3 years. You know sufficient mourning time and all)

DaMomb said:

I was going to mention Paul Newman...glad you did char...mmmm, and hey I just watched Cool Hand Luke the other night too! Great flick! And Paul is so handsome in it! But, ladies, let's please not forget about Johnny Depp, the late James Dean, and of course Marlon Brando!

qnvictory- I called Matthew first!!!