Overheard from the nurse’s station 

Nurse 1: Did you bring the charts?

 

Nurse 2: No.

 

Nurse 1: Why not?

 

Nurse 2: I didn’t want to.

 

 

 

Nurse to Friend: Were you worried about catching swine flu?

 

Friend: Not really, I stopped eating pork years ago.

 

 

 

MD: Can you hand me one of those Popsicle sticks?

 

Nurse: You mean tongue depressors?

 

MD: You know what I mean.

 

Patient: I don’t have insurance.

 

Nurse: Don’t worry. Neither do I.

 

 

Nurse 1: I got a full night’s sleep, but I’m still tired.

 

Nurse 2: To think, you could have done something fun last night and woke up feeling the same way.

 

Nurse 1: Now I’m depressed and tired.

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