Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me.

- One at a time please.

 

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

- Next please!

 

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.

- You're too tents.

 

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible.

- Who said that?

 

Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!

- Hmmmm...Let's hope nothing develops.

 

Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.

- Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!

- When did this happen?

- When did what happen?

 

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.

 - I'll deal with you later.

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

- Use a penc