Assistants Evaluation Memo -

Judy Smith, my assistant, can always be found - hard at work in her station. Judy works independently, without - wasting hospital time talking to colleagues. - - Judy never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and she always - finishes given assignments on time. Often, Judy takes extended - measures to complete her work, sometimes skipping coffee - breaks. Judy is an individual who has absolutely no - vanity in spite of her high accomplishments and profound - knowledge in her field. I firmly believe that Judy can be - classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be - dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Judy be - promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be - executed as soon as possible. Regards - Charge Nurse

Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Charge Nurse:

Sorry, but that idiot (Judy) was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines for my true assessment of her...