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Lasting Love




How to Make Love Last




"Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love."


"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the garbage."


Kissing


When is it okay to kiss someone?




"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you...That's why I stopped doing it." Jean, 10

 


 


Married People

 


How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?


"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."


 


What Do Most People Do On A Date?


"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough."


"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."


 


Single or Married

 


Is It Better To Be Single or Married?


"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them."


 




Marriage Works




How Would You Make a Marriage Work?


"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."


 


Who to Marry




How Do You Decide Who To Marry?


"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."


"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with."