Quirky Reflections

 

On Marriage

 

- Marriage changes passion; suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

- I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

- I have my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here.

- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

On Politics

 

- I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

- How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

On Shopping

 

- The most valuable thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

- Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

 

- Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a couple of bucks at the bowling alley.