Last Laugh

  He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Speed of Light

  OK, . . . . so what's the speed of dark?

Hard Work

 Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Scared to Death

  What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Coming Your Way

 When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Deeper

  How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?