A panel of doctors was asked for their
opinions concerning a proposal to
build a new wing to their hospital.
This was what they said:
*The Allergists voted to scratch it.
*The Dermatologists preferred no rash
*The Psychiatrists thought it was
*The Radiologists could see right
*The Gastro-enterologists had a gut
feeling about it.
*The Neurologists thought the
administration had a lot of nerve.
*The Obstetricians stated they were
labouring under a misconception.
*The Ophthalmologists considered the
*The Pathologists yelled, "Over my
*The Paediatricians said, "Grow up!"
*The Plastic Surgeon said, 'This puts a
whole new face on the matter.'
*The Podiatrists thought it was a step
*The Urologists felt the scheme
wouldn't hold water.
*The Surgeons decided to wash their
hands of the whole thing.
*The Anaesthesiologists thought the
whole idea was a gas.
*The Cardiologists didn't have the
heart to say no.