A panel of doctors was asked for their

opinions concerning a proposal to

build a new wing to their hospital.

This was what they said:


*The Allergists voted to scratch it.

 

*The Dermatologists preferred no rash

moves.


*The Psychiatrists thought it was

madness.


*The Radiologists could see right

through it.


*The Gastro-enterologists had a gut

feeling about it.


*The Neurologists thought the

administration had a lot of nerve.


*The Obstetricians stated they were

labouring under a misconception.


*The Ophthalmologists considered the

idea short-sighted.


*The Pathologists yelled, "Over my

dead body."


*The Paediatricians said, "Grow up!"


*The Plastic Surgeon said, 'This puts a

whole new face on the matter.'


*The Podiatrists thought it was a step

forward.


*The Urologists felt the scheme

wouldn't hold water.


*The Surgeons decided to wash their

hands of the whole thing.


*The Anaesthesiologists thought the

whole idea was a gas.


*The Cardiologists didn't have the

heart to say no.