Top 10 reasons I went into nursing

10. I love to wear white support hose.


9. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors.


8. It’s more challenging than brain surgery.


7. I get free latex gloves.


6. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.


5. The world doesn’t need any more lawyers.


4. I actually like vending machine food.


3. Somebody has to train the residents.


2. I get to spend the holidays with my friends…at work.


1. I always wanted to say, “This won’t hurt a bit.”