questions I’d love to ask SOME MDs…
1. How much money do you really make?
2. May I have my (insert loaned item such as pen, stethoscope, chart) back now?
3. How long will you be sitting at (my) computer and when can I have (my) chair back?
4. Do you believe in hand washing?
5. So, do you REALLY like your job? The nurses? Your patients?
6. If you could change professions, would you?
7. Did you used to have nice handwriting?
8. Honestly, what would you do without nurses?
9. Did you really just do that, say that, write that order, and/or act like that in front of a patient? (Actually, I DO ask this question a lot!)
And last but not least:
10. Are you as tired as you look???