10. New bill to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family.
9. Your vacations are planned through AA instead of AAA.
8. Your mother and your pre-teen sister always fighting over the last beer.
7. In the middle of family reunion, FBI cuts power to ranch.
6. Bikers next door always complaining about the noise.
5. Your new little sister is named after a famous serial killer.
4. Your son informs you he doesn't care to be your cellmate anymore.
3. You have to buy separate Mother's Day cards for each of Mom's personalities.
2. Family discussions usually begin with, "Put the gun down."
1. Thanksgiving Dinner consists of Wild Turkey instead of roast turkey.

I sure do hope you get out here soon. Would love to meet you. Would love to meets so many from this site. If any of you come this way, send me a note. Will show you around. We will have fun. I promise.

Reno is about 448 miles from Las Vegas, somewhere around a 7 hour drive.

I'm having Las Vegas withdraws!!

oh, i was just looking at some specials for valentines day at harrahs...very tempting!

I'd love to come back to Vegas and visit, I lived there from 2000-2003...loved it. Won a little money and got the hell out! lol.... A bunch of us in a "40's" chat room all got together there and it was a blast..thank God Jeffery Dalmer didn't show up or something! Crazy people out there..never know. Would be fun to all play.