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3 psych patients
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Posted over 5 years ago One day, a nurse saw her patients in the institution. She saw one reading an encyclopedia. The nurse told patient 1, "Wow! You're improving!" Patient 2 is reading a dictionary. The nurse tells him "And so are you!" Unfortunately, it seems like patient 3 shows no sign of improvement whatsoever. He's standing on top of the table holding his arms wide and screaming "I am the light." The nurse saw him and told him "Hey! You might fall and get hurt. Get down from there!" As ordered, patient 3 dismounts.
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| Posted over 5 years ago very cute! |
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| Posted about 5 years ago I love it! A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!
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| Posted about 5 years ago haaa. Oh that is funny. I am telling that one at work. |
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| Posted about 5 years ago That IS funny...I'm passing it on too! Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, worn out and screaming "Woo-hoo"!!! |