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One day, a nurse saw her patients in the institution. She saw one reading an encyclopedia. The nurse told patient 1, "Wow! You're improving!" Patient 2 is reading a dictionary. The nurse tells him "And so are you!" Unfortunately, it seems like patient 3 shows no sign of improvement whatsoever. He's standing on top of the table holding his arms wide and screaming "I am the light." The nurse saw him and told him "Hey! You might fall and get hurt. Get down from there!" As ordered, patient 3 dismounts.
Patient 1&2: "Huh? Is there a blackout?"


"do the possible and trust God with the impossible"

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very cute!

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Rate This | Posted about 5 years ago

 

I love it!


A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!

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Rate This | Posted about 5 years ago

 

haaa. Oh that is funny. I am telling that one at work.

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Rate This | Posted about 5 years ago

 

That IS funny...I'm passing it on too!


Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, worn out and screaming "Woo-hoo"!!!