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Bedtime Prayer for men and women

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Posted over 5 years ago

 

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


A MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves fishing and hunting. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't care!

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Oh my... cd, did you read my prayer book? Well, I will settle for a woman with half of those attributes. LOL

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hi cdnurse.. hehe,,your post is nice.. i love making rhymes,,, hehehe.. awesome prayer ah.. hehhe =)


"do the possible and trust God with the impossible"

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lol too funny

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cdnurse: VERY GOOD! (ps-I have a man who is pretty close to this, Wow, I didn't know how lucky I am!)

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It's amazing how different men and women see thier idea of a (near) perfect partner.

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Wow I love poetry.

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Lord,
Thank you for this man of mine
I thank you Lord for that second glass of wine
Thank you Lord he loved me skinny and loves me fat
I loved him young, Handsome and Bold
Now I love him toothless and bald and old
Thank you Lord, I get to hold him at night
Thank you Lord, He holds me tight

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I like!


Please don't pay any attention to my misspelled words or typos. Sorry I'll try harder next time.