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Posted about 5 years ago LAST LAUGH You know you are an Internet Junkie when...
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| Posted about 5 years ago Isaac-you're so funny! |
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| Posted about 5 years ago You Might be a Nursing student if ………… 1. You are not allowed to talk about your day at school at the dinner table. 2. You have what you think is a nightmare, and realize "oh I'm just at clinical. 3. You have replaced sleep with coffee and red bull. 4. The librarian at school thinks you’re a stalker. 5. You have no problem discussing sputum and bowel movements at lunch. 6. You find yourself wiping other people’s butts more than your own. 7. Your parents reported you missing over a year ago. 8. Your books require wheels 9. You get excited when someone says there is dressing change or a catheter to be done 10. You realize that you fall asleep with your nursing text books more than your husband. 11. Your Christmas list consists of: NCLEX books, Drug flash cards and nursing care plan books 12. The thought, "what the Heck are you talking about" runs through your head at least once a day 13. Your friends start wondering if you died 14. You get to wear your favorite color: white 15. The word "care plan" makes you sick to your stomach 16. You find yourself subconsciously giving your family and friends nursing diagnoses. |
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| Posted about 5 years ago NURSES To all my friends who are Nurses.... or anyone you know who is a Nurse, and those with a sense of humor! Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work! You know you're a nurse if... you would like to meet the inventor of the call light some night in a dark alley. Your sense of humor gets more warped each year. Almost everything can seem humorous...eventually. You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know. You check the caller ID on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work. You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at another table throw up. You notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you did before you started nursing. Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on you. You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult." You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your coworker and to holler if they need help. Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank. You find yourself checking out other customer's veins in grocery waiting lines. You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off. Your finger has gone places you never thought possible. You have seen more penises than any prostitute. If you are not a nurse and have been sent this by a friend who is, it's just to help you understand our mind set and questionable mental status/sanity. Most of the time we function in spite of this sick sense of humor, fairly normally and very responsibly. Believe me, this is how we think, ALL THE TIME. Scary, huh????? |
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| Posted about 5 years ago You check caller id before you answer the phone in case it's the hospital calling you in to work |
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| Posted about 5 years ago Leesa, I have actually gotten to know the librarian at school quite well and have replaced sleep with highly caffienated drinks. FYI, I played 'the game' one night not too long before an exam and it actually helped with 3 questions on my test that I had not read in my readings. Kudos to all who have contributed questions to the game!!!! Thank you for helping me pass my test with flying colors! Mmmmmmmmwwwwwaaaaaa!!!! |
