Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have
forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his ques tion.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?, Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

'I don't have any.' she replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a
person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said: 'I outlived the bitches.'

WAY TO GO MRS. NEELY!!! cd, you are related, aren't you?! ; )