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My dog Kayla is a sweet, energetic 8 year old German Shepard.  She likes to go on walk-abouts  when your not looking and the gate is open.  She always returns home one way or another.  The funny thing is when shes out on her walk-about, if a neighbor is getting into their car, she will jump in and sit in the passengers seat looking as regal as a princess.  I've had three people look at her collar and bring her home in their car.  Thank God I live in a really big dog community.  They all think its too cute she wants to go for a ride.

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My husband leaves alot due to the Navy and sometimes he is gone for a long time.....so when Sadie see's a Jeep she thinks it is Dad.  Our neighbor has a parking spot next to Shannon and he owns a black Jeep just like my husbands, so I have to be super careful when he comes home or she will run up to the Jeep and wait for him to get out.  I have had many times when walking her had her do the same thing.  She loves her papa!

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I have a German Shepherd named London who is six months now. After he eats he run into the living room where my husband and I are sitting and burp...loud and long. I never knew dog's could burp until London came along. :)


I will be adding pictures of him to my profile in the near future.


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I have 3 dogs, 2 rottweilers and a husky.  roxie is the baby she is 10months, bambino is 2years and nalla is 7yrs. they all have there own personilty and they all make me laugh, the things they do, and when all three are together they are just crazy.  nalla is the leader, they all listen to her.  bambino is the only male so he really is the protecter of the other 2.  and roxie well shes just always in trouble by nalla cause she is the pup in training so nalla is always correcting her.  they are a trip!

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My Lab/Retriever mix "Oscar" is QUICK! Funny or not as soon as he sees water - might it be a puddle, sea, ocean, TUB, anything water - he'll jump right into it (bathroom doors have to be LOCKED if you want to take a shower in peace!) I've never seen a dog that water crazy... Instead of always being on the edge, I now just have enough towels in the truck in case he gets wet! HA! Also, could be the Florida HEAT that makes him desperate for cooling off?!


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Our youngest cat, Stanley, thinks he is a dog.Him and Little Man( our 7 lb chiuahuia) wrestle around, run all over the house and try to scavage table food together.It is so cute, the cat  will wait for the dog around the door, then jump on him and they play forever.

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These stories are too cute!  I have a Boston Terrier names Angus.  He was very sick as a pup.  He had rectal prolapse, multiple purse string sutures and all kinds of sicknesses  $9.000.00 vet bills.  He practically grew up at the vet's.  We kind of missed our training window with him, he's ball crazy too!  He moves like a gazelle and can stop on a dime.  The only real "trick" he does is when we look at him and ask if he's sleepy he closes his eyes.


We learned that if his rectum prolapses to put a handful of sugar in some Vaseline and slide it back in.  One night, at 3AM we realized that we had no Vaseline and my husband had to run to the 7-11 to get some in his P.J.s.  The guy behind the counter looked at him and my husband said "DON'T ASK!". 


Funny and gross thing, my son had used the all of the Vaseline in his hair when he ran out of gel!!!  YUCK!!  You whould have seen the look on his face when we told him what the Vaseline was used for!


 


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Rate This | Posted almost 5 years ago

 

My dog is FUNNY! His name is Biskit and he sleeps on chairs and atop the sofa just like a cat would. Everytime my mother takes out the iron and ironing board, the dog has to sit underneath it. Who knows, maybe he likes the "steam".  lol



 

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We have Shiba Inu dogs.  they are from Japan. Bred from the Akita and the Chow. they look like little snow dogs.  They are so hysterical.  Well, our baby, "Souroney" has some type of seperation anxiety, so whenever we leave and come home, she will rush to the door, pick up anything she can find in her mouth and start to moan.....until you pet her.  These dogs have those curly tail, so they don't really wag.  Her butt just starts moving back and forth really fast when she gets all excited.  YOu can go to my profile and see lots of pics of my dogs.  I just love them.  We had an Akita a long time ago.  We love those too!


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Snowbunny


We have a Rat Terrier too. Her name is "Little Debbie" (after the Little Debbie snack cakes). I love when we get a notice from the vet addressed to "Debbie Horgan"....LOL


Debbie is so in love with my husband. She follows him everywhere. she'll even sit outside the bathroom door to wait for "Daddy". She cries when she hears him pull into the driveway.


Does you Rat have a tail? Ours just has a little nub....we call her "Nubby". Never thought I'd see the day that my big, burly husband would be so attached to a little dog.


We have a Shepherd too. Debbie just rules the house- she doesn't realize (or care) that the other dog (Spike) outweighs her by 100+ lbs!

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My German Shepherd Athena is also a working farm dog.  She really would hurt a fly unless she was protecting her family.  She has this strange facination with my bunnies especialy the baby she runs around the cages and if they ignore her she spears the cage with her nose she wants to see action.  She loves when they are nose to nose to her.  I can leave the cage door open and she will stick her whole head in and wash there faces.  The bunnies dont really appreaciate the bath.  She really just loves them.  The other thing she does is if your are on the phone she will get the most abnoious squeeky toy and make squeek until you take it away or hang up.


 

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My Greyhound once drank a coke out of my husbands cup. He looked around at passersby and burped.

This happened a long time ago, when my little mixed breed Becca was about two years old.  My Dad and Step Mom came to visit and she put down her full wine glass, on the table in the living room.  She came back into the kitchen to help me with dinner.  I turned around and Becca......my little black dog about 22 lbs had some kind of terrier in her was staggering.  Now I didn't think anything of it right away because Becca sometimes got her feet tangled up until Lida came in with a puzzled look on her face and asked me if I had accidentally drunk most of her wine.  No I hadn't but Becca had.  She slept really, really well for about four hours.  I think she even was hung over.

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My mom's dog, whenever I come to visit, which is usually 1-2 times a week, gets so excited when I come in, he runs, jumps on the couch, hits the couch so hard he bounces back and falls off the couch. He jumps back up on the couch and runs the length of the couch, jumps into my dad's chair, then runs and jumps back on the couch for another lap. When he gets done, He looks at me and pees.

Hey that sounds like my little Shih Tzu, Phoebe, she does all that except she doesn't pee - LOL.  She through herself against the back of the couch so hard one day that I had to take her to the vet because she irritated one of her vertebrae.   She is a silly dog but so spoiled and doesn't want me out of her site.  My other Shih Tzu Gracie is loveable but totally different from Phoebs.  If you point your "finger gun" at her and yell "bang" she falls to the floor and rolls over on her back like she's been shot.   LOVE MY BABIES!!!

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I have a sweet boxer named Sadie. She follows me everywhere and I mean everywhere. If I move she moves. It is like I have 6 legs, even when I am cleaning.... She is very protective of me, especially around strange men, she doesn't like strangers, which makes me happy since my hubby is gone a lot. I had a wolf hybrid, name Sheeba when I lived back home in Texas. That pup had my heart. My husband use to take her up to the base with him when he worked nights because she was nocternal. We had a sky light in our living room and she would howl at the moon through it, that didn't work to well for me since I had to work the next morning. She out grew our boxer by the time she was 4 months, so we gave her to friend who had some land. She always had this "duh" look on her face.

aww my brother had a wolf hybrid named Bo - he was the sweetest thing ever.  He had a scary howl but he was a big baby around me and my kids when they were small.  He died a few years ago and broke everyone's heart. 

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 Yes when they run in the kitchen and slide not making the turn quick enough, so funny!

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I have a little yorkie, TInk, and a pit bull, Lady. I know what you're thinking, a pit bull and a yorkie??? But Lady is the sweetest dog, and Tink is her baby, or so she thinks anyway!! They are so funny together, Lady is 13 now, and Tink is 4, and they play together and Lady is so gentle with Tink. Whenever someone comes over, they think it's to see them, not us, (and I wouldn't dare call them a dog in front of them, they would be very hurt by this since they think they are human,) and will sit there with us the whole time like they are in on the conversation. When the company leaves, they have to escort them to their car, then they come back on the porch and wait for them to drive off. They are a funny pair. I do worry though, because Lady is so old, how it will effect Tink when she passes, they are so close. Lady is showing signs of aging, and slowing down, but Tink keeps her young, so I guess I'll worry about it when the time comes, hopefully not very soon tho!! Our animals are part of our family, and are treated as so!! I love all animals, they are all so amusing and bring such joy and happiness to people.

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No but my cat is!

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<--------this is FRED.  I have no idea why my husband named a Siberian Husky after a bassett hound in the smokie and the bandit flicks.  He weighs 100# and loves to steal stuff.........especially my daughters 'sex and the city' shoes and gnaw on them.  I love seeing him with a 4" pump with leopard print.  I dont understand why he goes for the pumps.


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We have a boxer who thinks he is a poodle.  If you are sitting in "his" spot on the couch he will climb in your lap-if you don't move then you end up scratching his head while watching tv, if you do move then he has the spot all to himself.  Either way he wins. 

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We have a boxer who thinks he is a poodle.  If you are sitting in "his" spot on the couch he will climb in your lap-if you don't move then you end up scratching his head while watching tv, if you do move then he has the spot all to himself.  Either way he wins. 

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WandaD says ...



dmazment said:



Morgan cocks his head and becomes very alert when anyone passes gas, then goes right over to the perpetrator which is usually Aidan who's almost 12, making him laugh. He also, when he passes gas acts like someone else did it. He turns and looks around and then back at you, ever so innocently


I have a huge boxer named Roscoe. He passes gas,looks at you(like you did it),sniffs, then walks off, and leaves the stench with you.

Does anybody have a dog who makes the 'fart' noise like an old drunk man?  Fred does <my Husky>.  Then when you spray febreez he looks at you like...............'why did you do that?".  I mean, he's the only dog I ever HEARD toot. 


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Rate This | Posted over 4 years ago

 

My first Schnauzer out of college was awesome. She learned things so easily it was almost scary (as an adolescent, I never had a dog that would actually pay attention to me.) My friends said she understood English...I could ask her to 'talk' and she would, I could ask her to 'whisper'...yep, she'd do that too.  She hated baths but I could tellher to get in the tub and she would...Honest!


However, one day I thought that I would teach her to fetch. We went to the park, I threw one of her favorite toys, she ran to it, picked it up, looked at me and dropped it. The look on her face said it all,  'Are you kidding me? this is a dumb game, I have done everything you ask of me but I draw the line here!'


By the way she loved to play. One of her favorite games was hide and seek. On Saturdays, my boyfriend and I would take her to the park, I'd hold her (facing me..didn't want her to cheat) and my boyfriend would go hide. I'dtell her to go find him and she'd pretend to look around for about 30 seconds and then just run right to him.


Now that I think about it...the fact that this guy that looked like a linebacker and was hiding behind trees..is probably funnier (or sad ) than my dog pretending to look for him.  She is missed!


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Souroney, our shiba inu, just had pups.  If she needs to go eat or go outside to potty, she will do so;however, she runs back as fast as she can to check on her pups.  It is funny to watch her


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I have a dog that is just a plan old mute mis part hound dowg, pit, you name it. I don't know if any of you have ever seen the fainting goats but one day my husband and I went out to feed our dogs we have three Bart , Izzmorelda, Penlope. Don't ask bout the names the girls were orphan when their mother died in child birth we bottle feed Penny as we call her and Izzy had to be tube feed for Failure to thrive. But anyway back to the story at hand we went out to feed them and Bart was really excited for some reason or another that day he was jumping up and down and all of the sudden he just fell over, I thought he was dead my husband ran over to him.  He had just fainted. So now we call him our fainting dog. No reason why the vet can't explain it he just does it yes he old  14 yrs. our yrs. and yes he still does it. But the vet says hes in good health for his age so yes I have a fainting dog !!!!!lol

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When we had Sheeba (my wolf) my husband would play with her using a laser pointer (much like you do with a cat).  She was fascinated by the light and would chase it for hours... one afternoon I was doing laundry and I saw her run by the kitchen, and ***BAMMM*** into the wall she went.  My hubby was sure that once she got to the wall she would stop..but no, the poor thing kept running.  She was a smart "dog"...sometimes.. ha ha ha

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Yes, our full bread Shepherd male Max must have been a cat in his former life, he loves chasing the laser pointer he will chase it everywhere and up over ANYTHING in his way, my son shines it on his little brother and Max tries to chew the pointer light off. His daughter our new little Zowie seems to have inherited that gene, she too likes to chase the laser before she even saw us play with Max


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When we first decided to adopt a dog, we picked a female from a fairly large litter.  She was obviously the 'alpha female', and this mixed Rottie-Aussie Shepherd was already 'herding' her siblings at the shelter.   There was a 3 day waiting period for pet adoptions, and we were encouraged to visit our pup frequently during the 3 days to bond with her.  We noticed that each time we visited her, she was followed everywhere by the runt of the litter, and incredibly cute and clumsy little boy who whimpered each time we picked her up, obviously missing her.  There was only one solution, of course:  We took them both home, and now I have my dog, Lillie, and Lillie has her dog, Dash!


  Lillie and Dash, their first day in the new home.


 

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My baby Souroney, a Shib Inu(from Japan) will chase anything.  She is so cute and loveable, but a little less brainy than my other Shiba Inu, Sheeba.  If you say give me a kiss, she will put her tongue out to lick you, and you close her lips and her tongue is sticking out.  It is so funny.  I haven't gotten a pic of it yet though.  Will someday.


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My three pugs make me smile and laugh every single day.  They lift my heart when its heavy and make me feel that everything will turn out allright.  They are each funny all of the time in their own way.  Life would be dull without their humor.

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Well my 2 yorkies are funny and smart.  Graham my male can spell.  He loves to go out and run in the yard and play.  So I would ask the last time he went out? He would know what I was talking about and start barking so I started spelling out and now he knows it as well.  He can also spell bed, treat, food, walk, and a few others.  I can't get nothing by him.  When he starts barking I will say shhh in side voice and he will woof with his mouth closed.  Honey my female thinks she is the baby(she is)  and everyone that comes by has to pick her up. If she thinks something is going on and no one is paying attention to her she will lay on her side and start moving all 4 feet like she's running.  All you have to do is say her name and she jumps up.  She has the cutest fits.   They are so funny. 


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