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Posted about 5 years ago Anyone who has worked in EMS, known anyone in EMS, or even heard a funny EMS story is welcome to contribute.. A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!
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| Posted about 5 years ago Okay, all my stories are TRUE,,,,,NO JOKING. That is what makes them soooo funny....
A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!
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| Posted about 5 years ago 911 was called....Paramedics arrive to find a girl and her boyfriend in the act of sex. They immediately assess the problem and find that when the girls father walked in on them, she was so scared that she tightened up and her boyfriend's penis was stuck . What to do? The Paramedics, trying to contain themselves, loaded up the couple and took them to the ER. An ER nurse gave the girl a shot of Valium to relax her, and out popped the penis.
A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!
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| Posted about 5 years ago Alright, Last one. During C-Spine week, my partner and I were trying to figure out how to place the C-collar onto
A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!
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| Posted about 5 years ago unloading a PT my heel caught in the door frame, I fell face first on the gurney on top of the PT, the old guy smiles and says "I feel so much better now", as I'm helped off the side my flight jacket hooks his leg, I step off and take his prosthetic leg with me unknowingly. In the ED he realizes his leg is gone and starts screaming at me that I tore his leg off, about that time our pilot walks in calmly with the leg over his shoulder "found this on the pad" Wasn't funny then, but sorta funny now when you stroke your friends, they all feel better,,,,,,
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| Posted about 5 years ago HILARIOUS Angel! I don't want to embarass you, but seriously that's funny. I would have loved to see that! I have some funny stuff, but it will have to wait. No time to type it all up right now. |
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| Posted about 5 years ago Sad but true. Our crew Tx'd an elderly lady experiencing dizziness 45 mins. to our local ER. En route she started c/o CP. Upon exam there was nothing out of the ordinary. Vitals were WNL (NO that does NOT mean We Never Looked!!) and the 12 lead was ok. So we upped her O2 and kept a close eye on her. After a few mins. it occurred to me that she was wearing unusually tight undergarments. Well, I suggested we release her bra to see if it helped. When we sat her up and unhooked it WOW! She literally sprang out! Turns out she is a DD cup wearing a bra several sizes too small. Not only that, she was wearing a girdle that I know had to take an army of people to stuff her into. Apparently she had a date that night and was trying to look good! |
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| Posted about 5 years ago too funny! |
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| Posted about 5 years ago Ha, ha ha! emtpixie, are there s'more? |
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| Posted about 5 years ago to funny emtpixie, I've run a few ground shifts, can be a bit more interesting than flight. Last week during a 3 day rain, we landed on top of a small hill, the only 60 x 60 area around, we had about 200 feet to run to the scene (3 cars, 1 farm tractor) I took 3 strides, lost my footing, and rode a cowchip to the bottom of the hill, stood up embarrassed as hell, took 1 step and slipped again, grabbed a cops arm and we BOTH went down an embankment into a creek. WHOEVER was incharge of the LZ forgot about the minor detail of the creek.
I shoulda stayed in bed when you stroke your friends, they all feel better,,,,,,
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| Posted about 5 years ago One of the Medics resuscitated a DNR.....the patient was pissed and said, "I didn't want to come back!" A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!
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