IMPORTANT WARNING FOR WOMEN...

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black- market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my arm pits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband

cd, you are just too funny! thanks for the laughs!

This warning makes me glad I am only 26years old. Now I know what I have to look forward to

Oh that was too funny!! thanks I needed a good laugh!

LMAO!!!!!! THAT JUST MADE MY NIGHT!!!

haha very funny!!!

are you talking butt cheeks???

LMBO... same here lol

Thank you so much!!!

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

I too am a victim of body parts theft. This is so amazing , my husband didn't believe me , he thought I was making the whole thing up. I thank you for your story .It helps to know that there is also someone else out there with the same situation. I thought of calling Dr. Phil or Oprah. By you coming forward maybe others will too now. i WOKE UP ONE MORNING ONLY TO FIND THAT MY LOWER ABDOMEN HAD BEEN REPLACED BY A TIRE. Yes, I said a tire! I didn't notice it at first until I stood up and there it was! At least all of the other thefts had been replaced with similar (maybe defective) body parts but  mine was replaced with this tire and it was circulating around to my hips. It is very inconvenient. I no longer can wear my bikini , I have to have somthing to hold it up or.....In? The one thing that has really bothered me is I also can no longer see my feet . I can't tell if these are mine or if they got them too........My husband won't tell me.

 lmao

lenix says ...

This warning came too late for me unfortunately...

Anyone else losing their teeth to this gang? That is where i am at this month...

that's a pretty low blow there lenix,  any way of tracking these theives, and getting back what's righfully ours?!!  I really don't want to end in a wrinkled suit anytime soon!

DaMomb says ...

lenix says ...

This warning came too late for me unfortunately...

Anyone else losing their teeth to this gang? That is where i am at this month...

that's a pretty low blow there lenix,  any way of tracking these theives, and getting back what's righfully ours?!!  I really don't want to end in a wrinkled suit anytime soon!

The really cruel part is they took the three i had left to chew with and left the REALLY ugly ones in the front.  Then when i tried to get them to take the rest so i could get my "falsies", they set the date, then said, "Psych!!! you have to wait another week!!!"

I'm sick of soup and mashed potatoes

That was HILARIOUS!!!!

OMG!!  LOL!!!  Thats hilarious!!  Im going to have to share this....lol!!  Same things happening to me!!! 

Cd nurse, thank you so much for the warning!!! However I too have already been robbed in the same way!!! I now know that I am not alone!!!!!  Thank you for the giggles!!!!!