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"Carpe...carpe..." Today's Latin Lesson

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Humpback_whale_max50

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CARPE DIEM     Seize the day


CARPET DIEM    Seize the rug


CARPAYMENT DIEM      Seize the checkbook


CARPE DIARRHEAM      Seize the toilet paper


CARPE DUH       Seize the idiot


CARP DIEM    Seize the fish


CRAMPY DIEM      Seize the Midol


CARPE DIET       Seize the rice cakes


CARPE DIG 'EM      Seize the Sugar Smacks


CARNAL DIEM        Seize the porn


CRAPPY DIEM       Seize the Prozac


CARPE DEAL      Seize the salesman


CARPE DIAL        Seize the soap


CARPE DYEM       Seize the haircolor


CARPE DIONNE    Seize the psychic


CARPE DUCTUM       Seize the big roll of tape


CARPE DEAL 'EM      Seize the playing cards


CARPE DIVIN'       Seize the scuba tank


CARPE DIVA      Seize the singer

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ha ha.....very informative.....


I must have missed some class lesson's (I took Latin in highschool) ha ha

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Hey, I've missed you! Where ya been?

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That made my head hurt.

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I needed THAT first thing this morning!!!   Ha-Ha - very funny!  Thanks = )


Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, worn out and screaming "Woo-hoo"!!!

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charlita says ...



Hey, I've missed you! Where ya been?



Who Charlita? Me or Lenix...

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This is the best.  I even sent this to my e-mail contacts.   If you think of any more, post them...


 


 


  Lisa