Democrats- You have 2 cows, your neighbor has none, you feel guilty fro being successful.

Republicans- You have 2 cows, your neighbor has none...SO!

Socialist- You have 2 cows, the government takes one and gives it to your neighbor, you form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

Communist- You have 2 cows, the government seizes both and provides you with milk, you wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.

Capitalist American Style- You have 2 cows, you sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

Bureaucracy American Style- You have 2 cows, under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk one and then pours the milk down the drain.

American Corporation- You have 2 cows, you sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the 2 cows to produce the milk of 4 cows. You are surprised when 1 cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and reducing  expenses, your stock goes up.

French Corporation- You have 2 cows, you go on strike because you want 3 cows, you go to lunch and drink wine, life is good.

German Corp- You have 2 cows, you re-design them so they are 1-10th the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk, they learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are the top of their class at cow school.

Italian Corp- You have 2 cows, you engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of wine and give excellent quality milk and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfort they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

Russian Corp- You have 2 cows, you have some vodka, you count them and learn you have 5 cows, you have some more vodka, you count them again and learn you have 42 cows, the mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

Taliban Corp- You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which is 2, you don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts, you get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.

Iraqi Corp- You have 2 cows, they go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing.

Polish Corp= You have 2 bulls, employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

Belgium Corp- You have 1 cow, the cow is schizophrenic, sometimes the cow thinks she's French, other times she's Flemish, the Flemish cow won't share with the French cow, the French cow want's control of the Flemish cow's milk, the cow asks permission to be cut in half, The cow dies happy.

Florida Corp- You have a black cow and a brown cow, everyone votes for the best looking cow. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidently vote for the black one. Some people vote for both, some vote for neither. SOme people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally a bunch of guys out-of-state tell you which one YOU think is best looking.

California Corporation- You have a million cows. Only 5 speak English, most are illegal, Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

French Corporation-

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