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Posted about 1 year ago

 

 MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE  : NICKNAMES



 


  • If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and  Sarah.

  • If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

  • EATING OUT


 


  • When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

  • When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

  • MONEY

  • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.



  • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she  doesn't need but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS


  • A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a  towel .

  • The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these  items.


ARGUMENTS


  • A woman has the last word in any argument.

  • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


FUTURE


  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

  • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


SUCCESS


  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

  • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


MARRIAGE


  • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

  • A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DRESSING UP


  • A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a  book, and get the mail.

  • A man will dress up for weddings and  funerals.


NATURAL


  • Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

  • Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING


  • Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows about  dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

  • A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


THOUGHT FOR THE  DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes.  There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!


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Rate This | Posted about 1 year ago

 

Lol, very cute

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Rate This | Posted 2 months ago

 

 I love this one


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Rate This | Posted 2 months ago

 

These are all exactly correct.

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Rate This | Posted 2 months ago

 

Wow, that last comment.  Nice post.


 


Cheers - Tim, R.N.

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Rate This | Posted 2 months ago

 

 funny

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Rate This | Posted 2 months ago

 

That was so right to the point when comparing the sexes.  Lol


God only gives us what we can handle.

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Rate This | Posted about 1 month ago

 

When my son talks about school and his friends, he says the nasty names they call each other and the variuos places on the body they have hit each other that day. I'm like are these people your friends? Yes he says. Then I say must be a guy thing cause I never did those things to my friends.

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Rate This | Posted about 1 month ago

 

Geez! Of course it's a guy thing! It lasts all our lives. You know what they say - boys don't grow up they just get older and our toys cost more.

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Rate This | Posted about 1 month ago

 

ha ha