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Want to know where to retire?

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Where to Live After Retirement 
 
You can live in Phoenix , Arizona where..... 
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 
2 You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town 
4. You have over 100 recipes for Me xican food. 
5. You know that 'dry heat' is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door. 
6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!! 
 
You can Live in California where... 
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house. 
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway 
3. You know how to eat an artichoke. 
4 You drive your rented Me rcedes to your neighborhood block party 
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them howlongit will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is. 
6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought 
 
You can Live in New York City where.. 
1. You say 'the city' and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan  
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. 
3. You think Central Park is 'nature,' 
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. 
5. You've worn out a car horn. 
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression. 
 
You can Live in Maine where... 
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco . 
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas. 
3. You have more than one recipe for moose. 
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons. 
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction. 
 
You can Live in the Deep South where... 
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store. 
2. 'y'all' is singular and 'all y'all' is plural. 
3. 'He needed killin'' is a valid defense. 
4.Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, MARY BETH, etc. 
 
You can live in Colorado where... 
1. You carry your $3,000 mountainbike atop your $500 car. 
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center. 
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating. 
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail 
 
You can live in the Midwest where... 
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name. 
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor. 
3. You have had to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' on the same day.  (so true) 
4. You end sentences with a preposition: 'Where's my coat at?' 
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, 'It was different!' 
 
AND You can live in Florida where.. 
 
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon. 
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars. 
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist. 
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state. 
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people
 

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These are so funny. Hmmm, where do I want to live after Retirement? I'll have to think on it.

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Very funny and so true.

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    I PICK THE SOUTH   he he he he he


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I am going back south.

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Now that's funny!!!  Especially Florida!!


I am retired and living in the south! Ya'll


Beth Ann


 


Everyday is a gift.

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I think I would like a RV and just move around.

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thansk for the morning laugh- I'll take Hawaii!  

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Thanks for the morning laugh. These are so true. I am not sure were I will be living after I retire. I have only lived in the northwest so I think that I will most likely to stay here.

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I agree with buying a RV and travelling all those places instead of choosing one


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Gotta go with California. Maybe San Deigo - there is probably no place with better temperature in the US.

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I am sticking to the south!! I already have the double name!! LOL

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I don't ever want to retire, but I want to stay in Atlanta !

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mam872 says ...



I am sticking to the south!! I already have the double name!! LOL



Me too. Ginny Mae. cn not get much more southern than that.

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Dbmclendon4u says ...



I don't ever want to retire, but I want to stay in Atlanta !



Wis I had stayed in Georgia. I am so very home sick.

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Sugar, you come back any time you want to ! You know how welcome we make you feel. I am amazingly the only native Georgian among most of my neighbors that I know.But all the transplants love it here too.There is a warmth about our people that  thrives here,that I have rarely seen anywhere else.

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I don't have a double name, but the south suits me fine. 

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No place like it. come on back. love, karen sue

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Too funny, I've experienced two of these states, Ca born raised,  about 3 years ago decided this is enough, sold everything and moved to Arizona. Now enjoying the rocks!!!!


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I love it...I can relate to 2 of these states...Illinois born and raised...corn fields and more corn fields...and I live in Florida...that's pretty South...but you forgot one...y'all is single and all y'all is more than one or plural. I know because I asked. Ha Ha..

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all of y'all is the plural

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Funny but very true!!  I'm going south to warm weather. I don't care how warm.

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That was way too funny.  I needed that....:)

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Too Funny!  All ya'll can come visit me in SC!  I love the South!  I've traveled around, but there's no place like home!


Mam872, I have the double name too


Just one thing, you forgot the 4 seasons of the deep south, they are:


almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas!


~Mary Beth


 

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I agree with maybe, I have lived in the north and I will take the coast of South Carolina any day.  Charleston is a beautiful city, hot in the summer, and as far as hurricanes at least we get plenty of warning and can get out of town, and they help you clean out all your junk as long as they are not above a cat 3.  Then that is another story and can be devastating.

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Do nurses ever retire?

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LMAO!  That was so funny.  I needed that after the night I had at work.  Thanks CD.  All very true.  Live in OHIO and this is the only places I have ever lived that the weather changes on a dime. 

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Fantastic!


Though I don't think I'll ever retire.


 

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Ginny,


TOO FUNNY!!!  I LOL'd!  *(That's plural for LOL.)  lol  hehe


 


California native here, 3rd generation, I adore our perfect weather!!  There is no other state like it in that sense.  I've lived in Hawaii, and Taiwan, visited New York, New Jersey, Arizona, (omg it was SO HOT), Oregon, Washington, Colorado, Nevada, Texas, New Mexico.  And that wasn't driving across the states, just all different times, and some for business in the old days of being a Makeup Artist, and Esthetician.


There were parts I picked out from each place that impressed me most about the state, and it all rolled into one state, except for the COL!  Cost of Living.  Guess which one....yep, right here where I was born.  An actual Orange County beach girl.  Laguna Beach, all the places they have (or had)? those silly reality shows making a statement on what some people are like in the OC.  Know what?  There are  those people.  (And every state has them, just the real estate is out of control here)!  The families that have homes passed down in the family, that are right on the ocean in Newport.  Those that make a great income live in those seaside homes, like the picture I have of Laguna Beach on my profile.  I've known many who lived in them, and gone to a lot of parties in those kind of homes over the years.  And yes, I do remember some of them!   


My mom hung out with the guy who played 'Mannix', (yes we are showing our age here Shauna), but if you remember him you will remember Richard Jannsen too.  They had a little sub-Rat Pack going on then at the beach.  We had a house in Laguna with an actual stage in it, as it had been an old playhouse!  There are pictures of all the beautifully dressed women, and men in suits, for a New Year's party my mom and dad threw.  I remember that party so strong--Me and my brothers and sister snuck out of course, in our jammies, there were actually 4 little faces stacked up at the door, dreaming what it would be like to be sipping an Old Fashioned or a Gin Martini, wearing the red red lipstick, the Marylin Monroe style of dress)  Anywhooooooooo........diverted there a bit--my apologies! 


btw, I've been thinking about a move up North a bit, to Oregon, which has no state tax.  And doesn't Arizona or certain areas in it do the same?  Anyone know of other states that have a nice perk? 


Again, Ginny, thanks for the great laugh!!  OUT LOUD! 

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