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 Why, Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes,  why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

These are cute!

Why do kids ask if they can do something that they KNOW parents will say NO to?

Cute...

These are great...I've wondered about many of them myself. Here's one that I've wondered WHY for years: why do we (normally men) say we're "taking a pee" or "taking a leak"? We aren't TAKING anything, we're LEAVING something, right????? So I always say "I'm going to leave a pee". People think I'm nuts!

 We should add to this post and start our own whys...

Why do you always smell your fingers after you touch something you KNOW is going to stink?

What is YOUR why?

Why do drive up ATM's have braile buttons.

Why is phonics NOT spelled phonetically.

Why don't Hotdogs and Hotdog buns come in packages of equal numbers.

Why do people answer the phone to tell you that you have a wrong number?

Why is it, "A penny for your thoughts," but, "you have to put your two cents in?" Somebody's making a penny.

(Steven Wright)

 why do some people here have to continue to start trouble?

Good one!!!

Why are doctors and weather forecasters paid to be wrong? No other profession can get by with that...at least not for long.

I'm still wondering why!!!!!

mommaniese says ...

Why do the drive thru ATM have braille by the keypad?????        

Ever heard of "driving while blind?"

I know, now everyone say "Boooooooooo!"

Bad Kelly    

Hi All!    these are great!  

My favorite is........we always ask people "are you alright?"    When someone asks me this, I stop, smile at them and answer...."no, I'm half left."

Why do men never talk to you about things but they will stay up for endless hours and tell your sisters husband?