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| Posted 11 months ago Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Please don't pay any attention to my misspelled words or typos. Sorry I'll try harder next time. |
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| Posted 11 months ago Why is when you smell sour milk you must ask someone else to smell it too? Why is even worse when you taste sour milk you then ask someone else to taste it too and finally if you read You Know Your A Seasoned Nurse if ........ and everyone posts how they can handle all body elimination smells without saying a word yet when we,me and you say," YUCK" when we smell sour milk and sometimes even gag? Joni |
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| Posted 11 months ago WHY does time seem to move FASTER as you get older?????? okay I want an answer to this one! A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 11 months ago Why do the cashiers at the stores ask "How are you today?"...like they really care. I shock them by telling them "I am tired, old & grouchy" that really gets their attention. Or I ask them "do you want to know the truth or want me to lie to ya".........really gets them thinkin |
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| Posted 11 months ago Why do we say "nothing's wrong" when there is nothing right? |
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| Posted 11 months ago Why do patients say they don't need anything else but then turn on their call light five minutes after you walk out of the room? "Softly. deftly, music shall caress you. Feel it, hear it, secretly possess you...." |
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| Posted 11 months ago why is it when you ask a friend or family how you look they always say "fine" when you KNOW you look like poop? Your make up is smeared, your hair is a mess, bags under your eyes, toilet paper stuck to your butt, BUT NO you look FINE! A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 11 months ago Abusy, I hope you aren't talking about your own true story here LOL. So sorry! They probably think if they told you you would get your feelings hurt. But I do agree that they should quietly let you know you have tp stuck to your butt! LOL "Softly. deftly, music shall caress you. Feel it, hear it, secretly possess you...." |
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| Posted 11 months ago No I have never had TP stuck to my butt that I know of hmmmm, Why does the sky look blue? Not green or purple, purple or pink would be nice A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 11 months ago why does time move slow when your in pain A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 11 months ago Why does it always rain when you DOn't have an umbrella?? Why is it 3 strikes and your out? Why do we yawn when we see someone else yawn?? ~Stefanie~ A lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on my part. |
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| Posted 11 months ago Why is the ocean salty? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 11 months ago AbusyRN2go says ...
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| Posted 11 months ago why does it snow in your nurses when you spent a month setting up an IV workshop? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 11 months ago AbusyRN2go says ...
The sky is blue because of a process called Rayleigh scattering. This process involves the scattering of light off of molecules in the atmosphere. When light moves through the atmosphere, most of its wavelengths are able to simply pass right through. This is particularly true of its longer wavelengths. Shorter wavelengths, however, are less capable of passing through and are instead absorbed by the gas molecules in the atmosphere. It is important to understand that gas molecules absorb all colors of light; some are simply more readily absorbed than others. The sky is blue because blue light is more readily absorbed, while other wavelengths pass through easily. http://whatisabc.com/why-is-the-sky-blue.htm |
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| Posted 11 months ago Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway? Why are they called APARTments when they're stuck together? Why is cargo transported by a ship, but shipments are by car? |
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| Posted 11 months ago and my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 11 months ago Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time? |
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| Posted 11 months ago Why, when we lose the remote control to the TV, do we get and spend forever looking for it, but refuse to manually change the channel to the TV?? Aisha Don't be a WOMAN just when it's FUN, be a WOMAN when it COUNTS! Save the Babies! |
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| Posted 11 months ago why does the dentists drill sound like it is cutting through your bones! OUCH! A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 11 months ago why is it that when you wash a pair of socks only ONE survives to make it to the dryer?? Where is sock heaven located anyone know?? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 11 months ago Yeah, sock heaven is located somewhere between the agitator and the motor of the washing machine. I've lost many a sock to that fate! Why do people wait until the last minute to do their Christmas shopping? The stores were a nightmare tonight! |
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| Posted 11 months ago WHY do teenages travel in packs when on the sidewalk, then cut across the street in the middle of traffic, spread out single file and walk as slow as they possibly can? Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
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| Posted 11 months ago Very True. Thank you! |
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| Posted 11 months ago why is there always a line for the women's bathroom but never the mens? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 11 months ago AbusyRN2go says ...
Because they don't care about washing their hands! LOL "Softly. deftly, music shall caress you. Feel it, hear it, secretly possess you...." |
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| Posted 11 months ago why do teenagers think it is cool to wear there pants down around there thighs and can barely walk because they are trying to keep them from going down? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 11 months ago Why do some people think that eliminating legal guns will eliminate crimes? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 11 months ago AbusyRN2go says ...
Good question! If the criminals cared about what was legal then we wouldn't have crime! Taking away the legal guns will only make people get them illegaly, sam as drugs. Silly really. "Softly. deftly, music shall caress you. Feel it, hear it, secretly possess you...." |
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| Posted 11 months ago AMEN nursejenny AMEN! A busy RN is here |
