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 Why do some people think that eliminating legal guns will eliminate crimes?


 


Because some people don't have any sense! If they want my legal gun...let them come get it!!! LOL Oh, and that also ties into the thing about the teens wearing their pants around their thighs. I think it looks disgusting, but I'm willing to put up with it when I think about how hard it is for them to run away from the police because they're too busy holding up and tripping on their pants! I've seen that alot. Actually, a pt. I had last year who this happened to is suing the police because they "unfairly caught him when he tripped and fell (on his own pants)". It's so dumb! I'm going to have to go to court and testify on behalf of the PD about the pt's injuries and what he did/didn't say after the incident. Joy for me .


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That is histerical! I hope they throw the book at him.


Why does time move so fast during your shift when you are bombed with work, and soooooo slow when there are no patients to care for and your shift is dragging along!


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 why does it rain after you wash your car?


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 why are men afraid to cry

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Why, why, why, does all of your stuff break at the same time?  My laptop got fried, my cell phone battery won't hold a charge anymore, now my TV and worst of all... my coffee maker!!!   I can live without everything but the coffee maker!


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 Why does the sun lighter your hair but darken your skin???


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 why can women not keep there mouth closed when they put on mascara?


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Why can't you keep your eyes open when you sneeze?


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 why do you NEVER hear "Psychic won the lottery" !!


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Why is yawning so addictive? Come on, you know that just reading the word is making you want to yawn!!!!

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 Why is the word abbreviated so long?


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these are hilarious!  and so true!


"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams" ~ Henry David Thoreau

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 WHY do doctors call what they do "practice"???


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AbusyRN2go says ...



 why can women not keep there mouth closed when they put on mascara?



I bet men can't either! LOL


 


"Softly. deftly, music shall caress you. Feel it, hear it, secretly possess you...."

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 Yeah they would probably poke their eyes out!


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Why do people wear a sports coat to work and a business shirt to play golf? Actually, why is a sports coat called a sports coat? Does it play a sport?

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 Good ones!


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WHY WHY WHY do some people feel the need to gossip


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 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid  made with real lemons?


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Why is it that orange juice (or any other) that is labeled as 100% juice has water listed in the ingredients?

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 These are great


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Why is it a law to wear a seatbelt and use child safety/booster seats but there are no seatbelts or booster seats on the school bus (at least where I'm from)?

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 your right I have never seen seat belts in school buses either!


Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? 


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emtpixie says ...



Why are doctors and weather forecasters paid to be wrong? No other profession can get by with that...at least not for long.



The only other profession where you can be 3 for 10, or less, and make a million is Major League Baseball.

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funny but defintely true~! ^__^

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 Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 


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Scubakid32 says ...



emtpixie says ...



Why are doctors and weather forecasters paid to be wrong? No other profession can get by with that...at least not for long.



The only other profession where you can be 3 for 10, or less, and make a million is Major League Baseball.



Good point, scubakid....most sports are that way it seems.


 


Why do people wait a week or more to call an ambulance or come to the ER c/o _________ (you fill in the blank w/ whatever malady you can think of)?

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why do we always complain when we have to do it anyway?



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why are there rules set, when some people don't even bother to follow it anyway...?

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 Why do they sterile needles for lethal injection??


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